c/lemmyshitpost · by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 133dSent this to the FWB yesterday but never heard back from him 223 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 133d
I'm from the internet, do NOT use a lightbulb.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 133d
Or a jar....
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 133d
Om nom nom nom no-O*O
QProphecy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 133d
Just eat a lot... problem solved!
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 133d
Lemmy: “have you heard about our lord and savior, beans?”
Una@europe.pub · 9 pts · 133d
Eat a lot and don't poop, hold it tight.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 133d
Gotta yoyo that bitch
QProphecy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d
I'm still learning
redsand@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 133d
Prunes work best
wabasso@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 133d
Dead in car crash doing 80 over the limit?
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 133d
Probably couldn’t get away from his wife.
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 133d
Fingers is the easiest way. Just make sure to use lube.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
no lube. is lard or Crisco acceptable?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 133d
peenut butter
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 133d
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 133d
Remember to first bring stuff to room temperature
shweddy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 133d
6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 133d
"What am I, the butthole repair man?"
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 133d
Super glue.
FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 133d
It's because only psychos put a space in butthole!
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 133d
Fiber
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Relevant username?
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 133d
Corn!