Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good
Getting older is so much fun
Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good
22 Comments
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 141d
This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn't he at least had wet dreams?
The shroud of Turin managed to keep it's shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it's basically paper mâche.
Now you might say "but touchmacaque, that's blasphemy!" But I'd like to counter with the fact that we've all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 141d
This is a magnificent shitpost. Why bury it under a lesser one? Do not be ashamed of your talent.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 141d
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I'm dead
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 141d
The second cumming of Christ?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 141d
It's gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d
The second cummings of Christ.
Fixed it. Thanks.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 141d
MY BODY IS A
MACHINE
THAT
DOESN'T
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 141d
I'm glad I can't relate to this. #flexing #youth #yung4eva
Janx@piefed.social · 18 pts · 141d
Me neither! #Delusional #EverythingHurts #LifeWasted
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 141d
Yoooo!!!
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 141d
In my 30s and I feel like I'm always hurting some place new just from trying to stay in shape. This ain't funny.
1984@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 140d
I keep hearing this but I feel like it cant be true for the majority. For me, I felt strong and healthy all the way up to 50, and I still feel good. I didnt even exercise, but now ive started since about a year back.
I dont understand how 30 can feel like your body is failing unless you do very hard physical work or if you are eating very unhealthy or something. So im interested in understanding whats causing this....
Are you having tons of sugar, fat food, stress,...?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 139d
I am definitely not a good point of reference. I am only just starting to do more exercise and so my execution is very amateur. Also, I have never really been "in shape" at any point in my life that I can recall outside of maybe high school. I am eating better now but I am also not exactly obese now either. I think my body is just severely out of shape. Kudos
1984@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 138d
Yeah. Its hard to be out of shape, its just so damn difficult to want to do anything.
I think just taking daily walks makes a big difference but not everyone has somewhere nice to walk either.
r00ty@kbin.life · 5 pts · 141d
My body is a machine that is way out of warranty.
phar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d
Very well.
Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 141d
Just want to say you're not alone. It matters to me, too!
tempest@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 141d
Superman does good, you do very well
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
"Well". Your body is a machine that doesn't work very well.
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d
It works like Legos after a house fire
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 141d
I'm 60, this is me :( still squatting but def my body doesn't squat as much and every thing creaks on the way down and up! and longer to recover and after i need to slump in my recliner feeling fcuk3d for 30 mins (have a home gym)
fuck it. Deadlift day tomorrow, MTB ride on Sunday
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 141d
Budget Frankenstein's monster here!
Shut up, I hate being in this meme.