Rob Schneider calls for US to ‘restore military draft for our nation’s young people’ amid Iran war

https://nypost.com/2026/03/29/us-news/rob-schneider-calls-for-us-to-restore-military-draft-for-our-nations-young-people-amid-iran-war/

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MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 50 pts · 144d (1 reply)

No one's laughing, so he could be doing a bit.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 144d

Get the Burn cream! No the heavy burn cream!

Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 144d

We would always have a standing army ready at all times, including for domestic problems like natural disasters.”

So, like the current army or national guard then. Does that not exist in his eyes.

Always love these older people who never served saying young people should be forced to. It doesn't make them seem out of touch one iota. Fuckwit.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 144d

Jackass

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 144d

Who the fuck gives a shit about what Rob Schneider says about anything? Dude hasnt been relevant since the 90s and he wasnt funny even then.

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 144d

Should have stayed a stapler

CPMSP@midwest.social · 9 pts · 144d

What's holding YOU back, you fucking toolshed?

Pants shitting terror? Yeah, STFU.

homes@piefed.world · 7 pts · 144d

I really wish that guy would stop reminding us that he exists

Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 144d

I call for Rob Schneider to shut the fuck up, we all told you how little we cared about you by never going to see your movies. Just because you can have a Twitter account doesn't mean that your opinion is worth reading.

CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 144d

I mean, that's one way to get young adults up off their asses and starting to vote.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 144d

What a shitty thing for someone who decidedly chose not to serve in any way.

In a better country, serving would be amazing. Not just in the military but community service. People could serve doing cleanup, construction, clerking, etc. too bad that’s not what he’s talking about and he’s a right wing shill that revels in murder.

AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 144d (2 replies)

They should raise the eligible age to whatever Rob Schneider is

twack@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 144d (1 reply)

They should make the eligible age exclusively whatever Rob Schneider is.

AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 144d

And also just for washed up comedians named Rob Schneider who are exactly his age

butwhyishischinabook@piefed.social · 4 pts · 144d

Sounds like a real good way to get a sudden spike in fragging incidents. It's almost like conservatives are neurologically incapable of learning from the past.

Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 144d

Fuck that Rob Schneider guy

Vieric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 144d

Ohh, I'm sure if you really love your country enough you can get permission to wheel your old ass out there on to the frontlines yourself Rob. No need for half measures by sending someone else to do the job as surely only you can.

MushuChupacabra@piefed.world · 3 pts · 144d

"I was a really, really heavy child," Elle explained on the Dumb Blonde podcast Aug. 12. "My dad sent me to fat camp. It was rough and I got in trouble one year because I sprained my ankle and I didn't lose any weight. It's very toxic and very silly."

I can't say im surprised that Rob Schneider would also want to ruin other children's lives as well with involuntary service.

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 144d

Younger generation has been given so much!!!! They must be forced to die.

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 144d

i loath Rob as much as the next guy but NY Post shares are also just as questionable as Rob Schneider.

Bwaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 144d (1 reply)

New York Post.... Who cares what crap they put out?

Brummbaer@pawb.social · 1 pts · 144d

Maybe they are doing "trial balloons", to see what the reaction is if they put that out there.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 144d

Why is a comedian calling for anything?