I imagine your circulatory system would be like a game of Pac-Man and the cocaine would give him the power pill. This seems easy, should I have been a doctor?
By Bayer, the same company that invented the first artificial fertilizer and aspirin, as well as the gasses used in both WW1 and the holocaust. They can't decide between making some of the best inventions of their time or some of the worst.
21 Comments
dlsloop@lemmy.zip · 51 pts · 151d
You've got ghosts in your blood. Better do cocaine about it.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 151d
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 151d
I imagine your circulatory system would be like a game of Pac-Man and the cocaine would give him the power pill. This seems easy, should I have been a doctor?
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 151d
I thought that was ecstasy.
Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 151d
Damn had to look it up, heroin was invited in 1874.
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 151d
“Hey, we should totally go to that party. I heard heroin will be there!”
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 151d
A party is always more fun with heroin!
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 151d
By Bayer, the same company that invented the first artificial fertilizer and aspirin, as well as the gasses used in both WW1 and the holocaust. They can't decide between making some of the best inventions of their time or some of the worst.
endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org · 2 pts · 151d
I mean they are all poisons, but they have therapeutic effects at the right doses and compounds.
heroin is the chemical basis for a few medications including one that helps with withdrawal from addictive drugs.
much of the gasses used for ☠️, were later reformulated for effective nerve numbing and Anesthesia for surgery.
muxika@piefed.muxika.org · 16 pts · 151d
The morphine the better.
Veedem@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 151d
Is that the head of the FDA?
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 151d
Age, drug history, and current policies check out.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 151d
its a reference to RFK JR, who was knee deep in heroin which caused his brain damage, of his already brain damage from getting parasites.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 151d
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 151d
... and the USA FDA right now.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 151d
Say what you will about heroin, but it definitely works.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 151d
Oh, no, I'm taking blood, but only about a gallon, don't worry.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 151d
"The good news is you won't really care after it kicks in."
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 151d
Reminds me of the UK show Quacks. Wish there was more than one series.
desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 151d
To be frank, the victorian approach to medicine bore Jack the Ripper. Perhaps some things cannot be medicated.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 151d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
must have ghosts in their blood.
Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 151d
!trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 151d
It's actually blood letting. So arguably worse