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Doobie (real name)

Doober

Boober

Bubber

Bub

Doobus Goobus

Doobius Maximus

Doober Boober Super Pooper

Asshole

Food (you say the f word around her and it gets her attention immediately)

Peanut Butter Cup (real name)

Peanut (common name)

Peeeenuuuuut

Spinach (inspired by a comedy sketch that pronounced it like peanut)

Pee is stored in the nut

Fucker (unrelated to her real name)

My wife’s cat:
Hazel (real name).
Fluffy (root nickname).
Floofers.
Floufy.
Floof.
Fluff.
Fuckin’ cat.

my frenchie: freddie boy, freddie spaghetti, frederick beauregard (when he's naughty), my baby boy, little mans, little baby mans, stinky boy, stinky little mans, poopyhead. lol

Aaargh the desire to talk about my cats vs the reluctance to share PII

How about a friend's pet? I call her Babs, Babster, Bibbity bobbity-bette, Bah-bah and Boop

Then there's Daphne, or Daph, Daffodil, Daphodile, dill pickle

Scrappy is Scrappy Doo, Scraps, Scribbles, Scrape, and Shitbird/Pissbird, depending on which one he's doing on the stairs

Not in my case.

The cat: Splotchy
The nicknames: Terrorist, Mr Right-in-the-way, What Are You Doing, and Kee-ton

The cat: Domino
The nicknames: Goth girl, Princess, Sweet-pea, Miss Fluffy Pants

This is Roogie, short for Arugula. Roogie becomes Roog Boog. Or Roogie Boogie. Or Roogbert.

Or if he's feeling spicy he's Roogiberto.

*edited formating.

Daisy (real name)

Daisykins

Daisy-waisy

Daizer

Diesel

Doof, Doofy, or Doofus

Dingus

Deezer

I'm looking for a good chance to get her with a "deez nuts".

I have a note file on my phone with names I've caught myself calling my cat by more than once, it's currently 26 lines long.

molena is her name. shmolena shmlail shmlain baine shmolena baina and then i normally call her a good girl

Maggie, aka Maggie Moo, or Moo, Mooster, Moo-Diggity and several other variations. The ultimate form is Moodelayheehoo

Freddie, Fred, Ferd, Frodo, Froodlehopher

Banjo, aka Beebs, Beebie Jeebie, Beanie Jeanie, and ultimately Bibbertyjibbert

Todd, Toddster, Tupelo, T-Dangles, and Toodleoo.

Juniper, Juney, June bug, Joonie boonie, June Buggie. (Ultimate form unknown. She’s new.)

Lucille Lucy Luce goose Itty bitty luce goose Itty bitty luce goose with the tiny caboose. Luce goose in the hoose (house)

Leo (real name)

Leonardo

DiCaprio

DaVinci (I string the previous three together when I need to use his government name. Leonardo DiCaprio DaVinci, get down!!)

Scar (Was supposed to be his name because of a giant scar that went down the back of his neck. The story is his mother caught him acting up and got a little too rough with discipline. Left a big scar from the back of his head down his neck. Poor puppy.)

Calibo (Some gibberish my brother calls him every once in a while.)

Her name is Spakle but I call her Gremlin.

Sometimes pet nicknames start from their government name, but her nickname of Muppet is based on her being a Muppet and not her legal name at all!

My current cats are Tiabeanie and Rayla.

Tiabeanie is known as bean, bean sprout, sprout town, bean town, beanie baby, beanie butt, baby butt, sproutsalot, lil booger bean, tiny butt, and lady meows.

Rayla is known as Ray-bay (used to be “Ray-be” like baby, but it sounds like rabies), Rayla banana, banana, bananajam, stinky butt, and various other things when she’s annoying which is an absolute ton. I wouldn’t say banana is in any way related to Rayla name-wise, I started using it as a joke “because banana rhymes with Rayla!” (It doesn’t at all, for you ESL folks)

Myrtle, Myrtle the Turtle (her chip is registered as 'Myrtle the teenage mutant ninja turtle'), Meshcrob, Mee-crob, Scrootles, Scrootle-doot, Mee-scroot, Burcles, Burclur, and occasionally 'dog'.

Bear because he looked like a bear Bean because of a typo

Mocha, Mocha Bear, Mocha Berry, Mocha Berry Crunch, Mocha Berry Crunch Wrap, Mocha Berry Crunch Wrap Supreme.

Yep, checks out

My beagle girls name is Fancy Pants. Her full name is Princesss Fancy Pants "Silly Bonks" of House Cuddlepup and her many nicknames include fancy girl, fancy beagle, fancy lady, fancy princess, fancy removed, cuddle pants, snuggle pants, zoomy pants, grumpy pants, sleepy pants, wiggle pants, doofus, dingus, stinky, stinky dingus, and cutie snoot. My boss calls her "the beeg."

My cat's name is Sky, absolutely nobody calls him Sky, he is kitty cat