I think I got a roll of stale duct tape around, wanna go install it as an art museum exhibit? We should probably get at least $6000 for it, to split of course..
In highschool, someone as a joke put a banana in the laptop pouch of my backpack, figuring that I'd find it later that day and wonder where it came from.
I didn't have a laptop, and I didn't use that pouch. It was a separate zipper, and was heavily padded, and I had no idea it was there. They forgot about it.
After a few days, I kept noticing a wet spot wherever I set my bag down. After a few weeks, the weird rotting look at the bottom of my bag was too much to ignore. I investigated, and the horrors that were at the bottom of that pouch are not the likes I'd speak here.
This happened to me but in the student drawers we had in primary school. I was not a particularly ambitious kid so i never used that drawer. It wasn't until the end of the year that I realized that the rotting smell in the classroom had come from my drawer where someone at some point (might also have been me) put a dead crab.
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over_clox@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 135d
Sooo...
Are you gonna eat that?
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 16 pts · 135d
We can share if you want! Can't beat the crunch of a nice ripe banana 😋
over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 135d
I think I got a roll of stale duct tape around, wanna go install it as an art museum exhibit? We should probably get at least $6000 for it, to split of course..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggSVPIsIOOg
No guarantees if my duct tape sticks though, but still worth $6000 right?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 135d
Mmmm dried banana is good!
667@lemmy.radio · 17 pts · 135d
It’s gone the long way around and is now vanilla.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 3 pts · 135d
Ohh so that's how they make it
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 135d
Time for banana bread!
papalonian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 135d
In highschool, someone as a joke put a banana in the laptop pouch of my backpack, figuring that I'd find it later that day and wonder where it came from.
I didn't have a laptop, and I didn't use that pouch. It was a separate zipper, and was heavily padded, and I had no idea it was there. They forgot about it.
After a few days, I kept noticing a wet spot wherever I set my bag down. After a few weeks, the weird rotting look at the bottom of my bag was too much to ignore. I investigated, and the horrors that were at the bottom of that pouch are not the likes I'd speak here.
zemo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d
This happened to me but in the student drawers we had in primary school. I was not a particularly ambitious kid so i never used that drawer. It wasn't until the end of the year that I realized that the rotting smell in the classroom had come from my drawer where someone at some point (might also have been me) put a dead crab.
dryfter@ani.social · 12 pts · 135d
ALLLLMOST ready for banana bread….
buttmasterflex@piefed.social · 10 pts · 135d
Looks just about perfect for banana bread or a smoothie!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 135d
smoke it
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 135d
Definitely
TwinTitans@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 135d
Probably still good for banana bread.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d
Well, put it back! Future archaeologists might feel a bit peckish!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 135d
Not sure how big it is, no scale.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 135d
How big is it? I need something for scale.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 1 pts · 135d
About 4 inches!
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 134d
No way, that’s a solid 8 inches (Yeah I totally know, but please just roll with me here) it’s really been a boost to my confidence lately.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 135d
this looks like someone edited the pūkeko meme to look like a banana
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 135d
DAMN
Pluis65@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 135d
Moldy interesting!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d
eat it you coward :P
5715@feddit.org · 2 pts · 135d
mouldlyinteresting
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d
Ancient 😆 Never heard that adjective describe a banana before lol
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d
Randy Feltface just dropped a comedy special about bananas in general, but he mentioned that one specifically
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 135d
It's a clue. How old is your house? I would do a thorough check for mummies.
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 135d
Lucky you.
Normally they liquify and become really nasty instead going the mummification path...
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 135d
Not ancient enough to attract conspiracist, that's for sure!
RandomStickman@fedia.io · 1 pts · 135d
That's like 3 weeks tops
GardenGeek@europe.pub · 1 pts · 135d
MadnessForTsar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 135d
As ancient as the first complaint over bad copper?