Rate my opener

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YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 83 pts · 150d (2 replies)

I'd advise against using the term "grand wizard" .

Maven@piefed.zip · 53 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Yeah I fully didnt think about it until my friend from the south noticed after I'd already sent it.

Thankfully my cat isnt a racist, he's actually cool and based and epic and used to dress like this:

Bugsy irl

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 150d

You have a very cool cat. Give Bugsy an extra treat for me.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 151d (20 replies)

Well you see, there are two types of OSHA violations. One type is just a company trying to be cheap and cut corners, creating potentially hazardous conditions for their workers. I’m not in favor of that type. The other type is just people being bored and trying to liven things up a little and really, what’s wrong with that?

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Depends if they can wind up deadening things up instead

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 6 pts · 150d

It's just a prank, bro. Chill out!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d (17 replies)

I'm at my phone but pretend I made one of them sock comics about lock out tag out that isn't funny at all. If you remind me in the morning I might actually do it!

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 147d (16 replies)

Here’s your reminder.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d (15 replies)

I'm doing taxes again today and then i'm going to play video games with my wife. I will remember this tomorrow. I hope.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 145d (14 replies)

I think it’s tomorrow

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d (13 replies)

Goddammit I just went to bed again. This is getting pretty funny tho

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 143d (12 replies)

Hello there.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d

General kenobi

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 21 pts · 150d (3 replies)

He used to be a Grand Wizard

A high ranking member of the KKK? Racist cat?

Maven@piefed.zip · 28 pts · 150d (2 replies)

No like a wizard who is grand.

Do not allow the racists to steal having a really large staff and going "I CAST FIREBALL" really loudly.

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d

Workshop it a bit.

High Magus of Canterbery

Evil Sorcorer of Dundee

Chief Alchemist of Sheffield

The misconception may be noticed and its an honest mistake, but we can work on cat lore.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

I think your cat is covering up a bit of a past. Like my cat is racist against balinese cats I do not get it, but like, she's working on it. Or else she doesn't get the treats.

Just be honest and open with your cat and let your cat be open with you.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 150d (2 replies)

If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will

Maven@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Still no reply so it's not looking great.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 150d

Her(?) loss. You have your priorities straight and know how to please a lover. Their loss

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 150d (3 replies)

make sure a copy of She Comes First is in the background of your selfies (ideally with other books, because reading is hot)

(bonus points if you actually read it ... or, you know, read at all)

imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 150d (2 replies)

I thought I already knew everything there was to know about oral, and then I read She Comes First. Now I know for sure, I already knew everything there was to know about oral.

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 150d (1 reply)

ok, maybe don't mention that on a date - unless you can swing it to sound more like you know how to actually please women and you aren't just lacking humility

imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 150d

My wife might be upset if I took my oral skills out on a date with anyone but her

Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 150d (2 replies)

1/10 You need to learn how apostrophes work.

Maven@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 150d (1 reply)

I, know, no, masters. My body, cannot be, chained by mortal laws, of grammar.

Etterra@discuss.online · 12 pts · 150d

Take it easy there Mr Shatner.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d (2 replies)

Cats AND talk about OSHA violations? Sign me up.

What are your opinions on the use of fall-restraint devices when operating Group A MEWPs such as Scissor Lifts?

Kathmandu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Above like 12 feet, ya. But required all the time???

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d

So on one hand wearing a harness with a Class 2 SRL type yo-yo should keep a person inside the scissor lift to prevent falling out of the basket, but in the event of tipping could it endanger the person by preventing escape?

Is it necessary to wear personal fall protection when there are guardrails with toe guards in place to keep the person inside the platform, provided the person closes the gate, follows proper safety precautions and keeps their full body inside, doesn’t lean, or stand on the railing?

Generally I lean towards, follow the GC recommendations, then the manufacturer guidelines. If either says wear it, wear it. If not, that’s a personal choice. Tho I’m open to argument.

jeffep@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 150d (2 replies)

Does he have sex with other cats now?

Maven@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 150d (1 reply)

No he lost his balls in the transformation

jeffep@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 150d

... as so many of them do! Sad!

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 150d (2 replies)

What the heck are OSHA violations?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 150d

Serious answer, because everyone should know this:

Occupational Safety and Health Administration

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 150d

Some kind of japanese thing.