halp i’m bein kneecapped!

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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 123d

You're a pool noodle?

kyub@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 123d

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a cat to the knee.

homes@piefed.world · 20 pts · 123d (1 reply)

The one time my cat did that, it caused such a strong reflex action, it launched him across the room.

He learned his lesson

estrange_alien@leminal.space · 12 pts · 123d

the first time he did it, i was horrified but i realized that it looks much worse than it actually feels lol

estrange_alien@leminal.space · 14 pts · 123d (1 reply)

he found me outside two weeks ago and now he lives in my house. he has already become a sweet snuggleboi and no longer bites my kneecap (he did this constantly the first several days after i brought him inside)

RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 123d

He had to teach you who now owns the house! Hims!

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Eh, you didn't need that knee anyway.

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 123d

didn't kneed

ftfy

jeffep@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d

Coz surely mean dekneecapped?

Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 123d

Lol one of my cats will do that if he's not getting enough attention, just a little nibble on the knee, not quite like I'm this picture though, and usually while we're standing or sitting.

Ferrous@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 123d (2 replies)

NSFL tag please

IamSparticles@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Not safe for leggings?

ABCatMom@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 123d

This comment made my day, thanks 😂