Didn't skip a beat

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U7826391786239@piefed.zip · 132 pts · 159d (8 replies)
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giantripdrop@piefed.social · 54 pts · 159d

altr

daychilde@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 159d (2 replies)

not only will i not be buying her book, but i wouldn’t even pirate it either

I can't fathom caring about what any of these fascist idiots have to say.

grue@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 159d (1 reply)

I can, but only if it's testimony against each other in their criminal trials.

curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 159d

I have to say, that would work for me too.

neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 159d (1 reply)

I feel like there’s cold logic going on behind everyone who punches a ticket to ride Trump’s crazy train.

If you ever get thrown off, you can always write a book and do time in the pundit circuit either agreeing with him and saying they did their best, or go the MTG route and claim to be an enemy, promising all kinds of dirty laundry (that you may or may not have) to outlets that pony up for you to do interviews and stay in the limelight.

And if the worst comes to pass and you manage to hang on as authoritarianism takes hold, you have a cozy seat for it all as the death cult rides into Valhalla.

Showbusiness politics.

U7826391786239@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 159d
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schema@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 159d

This bitch needs to go to prison. She can write her book there for all I care.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 157d

Way back in 2016, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi was about to fine Trump $25 million for his totally fraudulent-from-the-conception University, when he announced that he was running for president.

They had a meeting, he donated $25,000 to her election campaign, and she dropped the fine. She's been on board ever since. Until now.

So Pam, was it all worth it? You sold your soul to play political chess at the highest levels, thinking you were too high value to be sacrificed, but when most of the pawns have been squandered, then it's time to start surrendering higher value pieces. Didn't think it would be you, did you?

You were always just Cannon Fodder.

eddanja@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 159d

"Tossed in the trash bin" should be the slogan for working for Orange Loompah.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 159d (7 replies)

Hey, 38 mooches, and 36 centimooches, not bad all things considered.

cmbabul@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 159d (1 reply)

How many Truss’s is that?

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 159d

9 and change

Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 159d (2 replies)

Got any scarimooches?

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Wonder what Spicer's up to these days, and if he's taken to shilling on onlyfans cameo like giuliani

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 159d

How much is the old not so royal Jules? I think we could crowd fund and collaborate on something really funny that he wouldn't realize instantly.

Edit: $20‽ I'll pay it myself if we can get him to embarrass himself again.

redsand@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Can we get that in heads of cabbage for the Brits?

logi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 159d

Someone worked out it was a bit over 9 Trusses. So perhaps 7 heads?

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 159d (5 replies)

The fram was reusable, dam.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 159d (2 replies)

I think your keyboard might need some cleaning. Clearly you meant "The frame was reusable, dame"

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 14 pts · 159d (1 reply)

I'm the clurb, we all fram

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 159d

In the clurb, flam.

rangber@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 159d

Relax, it's for content.

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d

That frame is sullied. It must go.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 159d (1 reply)

she got REPLACED BY todd BLANCHE, the one that gave ghislaine her low minimum security facility. trump thinks because BONDI was attracting too much attention to epstein, getting rid of her was his only choice to make people not investigate further. by putting in BLANCHE , he guaranteed theres even more attention to epstein files.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 157d

When I mentioned Todd Blanche to someone, they didn't know who I meant, until I described him as Fred Flintstone's uglier, stupider brother, and they immediately knew who I was talking about.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 159d (3 replies)

At the federal office I work at, they had to screw the pictures of Trump and Vance into the wall through the corners of the frame. They made it look sloppy, too.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 159d (2 replies)

Are they crooked? I hope they are very noticably crooked.

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Politicians or pictures?

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 157d

Is there a difference on this front?

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 159d (2 replies)

I’f that was real it would have her name and title on it.

It’s just a 8.5x11 printout in a cheap frame someone threw in the trash.

(Where her pic belongs anyway)

MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 159d

There are multiple versions, this wouldn't be big one by an entrance but it could have been hanging in a hall somewhere.

traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 159d

Naw that flooring and wall is 100% govt.

Reygle@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Now put HER in a bin

GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 159d

She's seen the files related to Epstein's """suicide.""" She's gonna keep her mouth shut about what she knows about the files, because she knows she'll end up in a bin otherwise.

glimse@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 157d (2 replies)

Random pic of her photo in a garbage can with unsourced text above it. Must be true

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 157d (1 reply)

I choose to buy it.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 157d

Indeed, makes me feel good

twjolson@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Who took a shit in a garbage can?

Zier@fedia.io · 3 pts · 159d

Toxic waste must never be flushed.

Arghblarg@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Hey, save that frame and glass at least. Sheesh.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 159d

Exactly what I was thinking

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 159d (1 reply)

Shame, that looks like a real nice trash bin.

chaogomu@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 159d

Lucky the trash bag protected the bin.

My dad was truck driver and as he used to say, always tarp your load.

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 159d

Do the rest

jeffep@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 159d (6 replies)

I missed out on the drama around this, but why did she get fired?

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 12 pts · 158d

Ultimately because she failed to make the Epstein thing go away - for example she actually released some of the files she was required to release by law, many of which named Donny multiple times. She was only supposed to release the ones without his name on them, apparently.

And then she didn't lie enough to congress to suit Donny's needs.

And on top of that, underneath all the eye-candy makeup for mango man, she is fundamentally a woman in a position of power, which really grinds his gears, especially at her age.

To a demented narcissist such as mango man, everyone else exists solely to service his needs, and as soon as they fail to do that, he cuts them off and replaces them with the next sycophant.

Furthermore, his fronto-temporal dementia has erased his self control, and he is now just acting out every idiotic thought that enters his head, and since he has surrounded himself with yes men, nobody is going to try and stop him

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 158d (2 replies)

She wasn't sufficiently Trumpist.

Trump is worried about the 25th Amendment. He needs to keep a tight rein on his cabinet, or he won't finish out his term.

jeffep@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Okay, so nothing in particular, just not in line? I hoped she released a trailer for the next Epstein season

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 158d

Who the fuck knows? I mean, she was hired by an incompetent, senile idiot. She was fired by an incompetent, senile nitwit. She herself is an incompetent nitwit. There isn't a whole lot of "reasoning" going on.

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Probably something to do with the Dow.

Tm12@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 158d

“Forget pedophilia, our country’s elite are prospering.”

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 157d (2 replies)

Hey hey hey, why throw away a perfectly fine frame?don't be wasteful, just get the bad picture out and reuse it

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 157d

The frame has Cooties.

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 157d

The government needs to waste as much as possible every fiscal year, to ensure their budget each successive fiscal year continues to provide an overabundance of funds.

Jack@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 158d (2 replies)

Why have photos of these people on walls in offices in the 1st place? I can understand photos of family members on your desk if you have a desk that's too big.

RidderSport@feddit.org · 5 pts · 158d (1 reply)

Usually so that all staff know the leading personel. At least that's what it is like in military

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 157d

And the VA

daannii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d

That's a super cheap frame. I call fakesy

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 159d

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 158d

Hilarious if true.

PetoniousRex@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 159d

I mean yea, that's how that works normaly. So......