The 5-Minute Rule: Why Your 'Toilet Scroll' Is Increasing Your Haemorrhoid Risk By 46%

I went into my bathroom and it was full of electromagnetic radiation and 5G. Checkmate, atheists

That came out of nowhere after a bunch of already known but reasonable advice. Was it written by AI and not checked for misinformation, or is it just spreading the cell phone radiation misinfo in an organic, human way, I wonder?

It's AI slop

The random single mention of radiation tells me this is just another AI blurp

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Also apparently the phone doesn't radiate you while in your pocket, only on the can.

The bathroom was the only place my family would give me even a moments rest. I used to hide in there just so I could disengage my brain for 15 mins. Then my mom decided I was doing something nefarious in there and she'd fucking sit outside the bathroom blabbering incessantly to try to drive me out.

A low chance times 1.46 is another low chance.

Never had haemorroids.

Another forbidden snack, DAMN you culture !

Exactly. It's going to take me 30 minutes to an hour to get it all out, regardless of whether or not I have reading material with me, so I rather have something to do than sit there bored.

Yes I've tried increasing my fiber intake. Doesn't work. Told my doctor and he wasn't interested.

But only the toilet has an open hole in the middle for your butt to hang down through, and you're usually not spending any time trying to push out a turd on any seat that's not a toilet.