c/lemmyshitpost · by MTZ@lemmy.world · 122dIt's a conspiracy for sure. 661 points · 25 comments · view on lemmy.world
25 Comments
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 122d
"real eyes realize real lies" is comedy gold
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 122d
not a bad sentence, but I'm afraid it'll be used in every brain dead conspiracy theory
Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 122d
I regrettably have to inform you, that it is already on several ed hardy style clothing articles.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 121d
I assumed it was more qanon/maga torn flag sticker territory, but I guess ed hardy and affliction was sorta the precursor.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 121d
It's from Machine Head's 1994 album Burn My Eyes
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king!
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 121d
It's pretty old, I've heard that expression when I was a kid.
yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 122d
This is it, the perfect gen-z brain logic anti-smoking campaign
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 122d
isn't genz the gayest generation in history? that's sounds like a vape ad
Fetus@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 122d
They're about as gay as every other generation, they're just generally more open about it.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 121d
not gay personally, but nothing better than sucking on a nice fat throbbing girl cock. A gock if you will.
I'm a straight born again American, and I suck gock for the lord!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
i suck gock for revenge!
yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 122d
Depends, if it's from bender then no
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 121d
Millennials had the nicodick for this campaign. It's all I can think of when I see vaping.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 15 pts · 122d
What's wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he'd be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 122d
don't such clanker dick. suck a real human instead
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 122d
Both the real humans and the clankers make posts with titles like, "I wish someone was here with me right now," and yet neither ever posts their address. /shrug
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
don't get a canker, stop suckin that clanker!
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 121d
Hey, don't deadname dick! He's a real AGI!
alecbowles@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 122d
Points for who’s already practicing on real dicks?
Triumph@fedia.io · 14 pts · 122d
As long as there's still nicotine in 'em.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 121d
They didn't need a psyop to convince me. Put the robot dick in my mouth.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 121d
v.a.p.e. = verily, a penis électronique
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 121d
Robot jizz is smooth and mild, and relieves stress after a hard day.
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 122d
Blah blah blah "...and it shows..."