corn 🌽 rule

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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 70 pts · 152d (6 replies)

... The parts of the sentence after what is highlighted ... outline how vaginal fluids + cum smell like freshly husked corn.

I've uh, shucked a fair amount of corn, and also uh... I guess 'made my fair share of creamed corn' ... and I have no idea what this person is talking about.

This is from The Stand?

Maybe Stephen King had already obliterated his sense of smell from railing lines of coke, at this point?

???

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 42 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Is there not a kernel of truth to it?

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 152d

i am going to die you are killing me...

I can't do it.

I am legitimately too angry/bamboozelled to come up with a corn themed pun.

... A-maiz-ing.

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 152d (3 replies)

no, let him cook

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 152d (2 replies)

... I hate that that technically continues the food metaphor...

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 152d (1 reply)

did I eat?

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 152d

[wide eyes]

Are you... asking to sample the creamed corn?

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 152d (4 replies)

I haven't read a lot of King, but something that's always stood out to me is the way he writes about sex. I get the impression that he understands what happens, but has absolutely no idea why it happens. like an alien that watched a bunch of earth porn but still has no grasp of human sexual psychology or the sensation of pleasure

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 152d

Human + Human + Cocaine = they do the sex.

This is approximately correct, yes?

The cocaine is... aphrodisiac?

Sacred part of mating ritual?

BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 152d

This was peak King on cocaine. Weird sex scenes and run on sentences.

new_world_odor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d

To me it's always kinda felt like those scenes are written while approaching a climax. Like he was jerking off while he wrote it. The kind of shit that you look at with post-nut clarity and feel disgusted in yourself.

¯\(ツ)/¯

pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 152d
  1. Get so coked out that Macho Man Randy Savage would be speechless

  2. Sit in front of a typewriter

  3. ??????????

  4. Shit like this happens

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 152d (2 replies)

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 152d

Dirty future corn sluts

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 152d

Perhaps I can see the future:

It is an 'unc', an elder, smugly appreciating their corniness, whilst also simultaneously being corny, by way of a visual joke that is perhaps too literal, with literal corn.

xkbx@startrek.website · 40 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Corncaine is one hell of a drug

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 152d

Dude just really loves cranking the cob.

SeraphimNova@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 152d

dadarobot@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 152d

Cornography

you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 152d (1 reply)

This is the longest sentence ever written and it's about corn and sex.

craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 152d

The closed bracket at the end is wild

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 152d (1 reply)

God, I’d forgotten how cringe these bits were. After a few chapters of that I wanted the incel character to blow them all up, especially as the neurotypical characters treated him like shit nonstop.

Saledovil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 152d

Which character is an incel?

JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 152d
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 152d

Why did you put this in our brains. Why.

hakase@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 152d (2 replies)

I could not stand The Stand. It was an absolute slog from start to finish.

Kacarott@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 152d (1 reply)

I didn't mind it, but I also don't remember this part at all. Maybe I didn't even read the right book 🤔

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d

There were a few different editions, this might be from the 'Extended Cut', I don't remember

mr_account@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 152d

This just reminds me of the best scene in Troll 2 when the witch seduces someone with a corn cob and people behind the camera throw popcorn on them when it gets more "intense".

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 152d

clearly this woman is from Indiana

davidagain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d

It's the flourine smell in both that inspired this.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 146d

Country girls make do

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 1 pts · 139d

Original CornHub material

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

You might not be doing something right if all she thinks of is corn.

On the other hand, maybe that is exactly what you are going for. Cornerriffic!