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Odo@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 141d (4 replies)

Meanwhile, poor Nuñez:

There are worse ways to go. I guess.

Yeah, but there are also better ways too. Death by snu snu is what I want.

Same. Which *Amazons should go first?

*Group of

I'll always upvote PBF. Best webcomic of all time.

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 141d (2 replies)

It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.

Kill it. And not just it, but the women and the children too!

It also hurts teeth and gum.

frog@feddit.uk · 29 pts · 141d

“The cactus was juicy, but I had to pull stickers out of my teeth.”

qqq@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 141d (3 replies)

I remember being a kid and the teachers just made it seem like the difference between desert and dessert was just so deeply important.

"Dessert has two 's' because you want more of it"

firebarrage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d (1 reply)

Same here. My teacher gave us the line "Dessert has two 's'es because it is Sweet and Sugary".

"Dessert has two S's because you want to share it with a friend."

I never got it because I would never share dessert with a friend.

Aaahhhhh.... Perfect. My kind of humour. :D