c/lemmyshitpost · by marighost@piefed.social · 138dhehe >:) 372 points · 33 comments · view on lemmy.world
33 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 53 pts · 138d
sundray@lemmus.org · 35 pts · 138d
How will I tell the difference between your ones and mine?
marighost@piefed.social · 36 pts · 138d
Smell
snoons@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 138d
I smell elderberries. This is you, yes?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 137d
Knifes too
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 137d
knives dammit
snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 137d
I have a knive
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 137d
no mine smell like, well, you'll smell it and you'll regret smelling it
Klear@quokk.au · 2 pts · 137d
That's their father.
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
Your mother was a hamster
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 137d
marighost@piefed.social · 8 pts · 137d
ππ
StillAlive@piefed.world · 13 pts · 137d
Etsy witches be like
db2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 137d
You said hard on.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 137d
Tell me when you feel it.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 137d
.... im feeling it
marighost@piefed.social · 1 pts · 137d
Time for breakfast.
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 10 pts · 138d
I'm just a little guy and the vibes are already so bad, can you stop please?
marighost@piefed.social · 10 pts · 138d
i'm polarizing the bad waves so that they become good vibes for you specifically :)
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 8 pts · 138d
You reversed the polarity just for me? π₯Ί ππ
marighost@piefed.social · 9 pts · 138d
You asked so nicely, how could I say no? I didn't want to hurt anybody!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 137d
I reversed the polarity back
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 137d
I'm also concentrating on skeletal hard on! How'd you know?
Godric@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d
Holy shit OP you killed him
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 138d
I need some to balance everything out.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 138d
Yes I feel it. Thanks.
asqapro@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 137d
I had a coworker pulling this bit on me today so it's a little bit extra frightening coming across this post.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 138d
Is vibes short for vibrations? I donβt feel any vibrations.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 137d
Check the batteries
kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 136d
πβοΈβοΈπ
πβοΈβοΈππβοΈ
β‘οΈπβοΈ
πβοΈβοΈππβοΈ
marighost@piefed.social · 3 pts · 136d
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 138d
Yfw it happens -- to you.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 137d
Is a despair knife anything like a poop knife?