The Meatstorm

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37 Comments

Shindo66@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 128d (15 replies)

It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 128d (14 replies)

Might have been Canadian or British. Not everything happens in the US you know.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 57 pts · 128d (6 replies)

Yes, and also every country has Arby's and things called "Big Montana" because we all just love and respect the US so much.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 128d (3 replies)

The Big Montana does kind of sound like something "American" they'd sell in Japan.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 128d (2 replies)

'The Big Rhodes Ireland burger'.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 4 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Dusty Rhodes Burger

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d

He truly is the complete American dream in one package.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Arby's is present in an odd mix of countries including the aforementioned Canada and Japan, and also Costa Rica, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, and Turkey.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 6 pts · 128d

Oh yeah, it's totally an odd mix, not just a list of countries with constant US military presence

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 128d

Psssshhhhhh, not according to the news cycles.

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 128d (5 replies)

Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 128d (2 replies)

But it is in the US?

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 128d

Of course, it’s in the constitution.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d

Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.

Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 128d

Halal its not!

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d

In Italy they slappa da beef

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 78 pts · 129d (8 replies)

Check in if you're a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor.....

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 129d

Oh shit! I always just thought I was weird. Nope! Turns out I'm just a Xennial. 83' represent!

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 129d

Damn

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 129d

Beef flavour?

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 128d

Check in if you're one and have done exactly this to someone who texted the wrong number.

UninvestedCuriosity@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 129d

It's rare enough to be a good band name.

marlowe221@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 129d

You got me!

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 128d

Reporting for duty o7

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 128d

Yeah. Yeah… Why is making Arby’s the butt of a joke so hilarious, and why is “beef” so snicker inducing?

“Beef” 🤭

veroxii@aussie.zone · 60 pts · 128d

Doug@piefed.social · 21 pts · 129d

Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.

ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 128d

It's a baby shower. Wanda's meatstorm already came.

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 129d

Nobody beats our meat

late_list@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 128d

Wanda has been forewarned. If she's not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that's entirely on her.

db2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 128d

starik@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 129d

I feel sorry for the ham. Not getting blessed, and there’s way more of it.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d

What you're saying is you have the meats.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 128d

That last text is something to send the husband a propos of nothing

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 128d

I understand big pot vs 4 packs noodles

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 128d

Holy Durango's!

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 128d

I've seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.