Ok, I have an experiment for you. Go touch some really hot chili peppers, then wash you hands. With soap. Three times, if you like. Then rub your eyes. Then tell me that felt absolutely fine. Go ahead, I'll wait.
I made a dish with habenaro in it, and quite a few. Washed my hands a few times during the cooking process after I finished handling the peppers. Then I went to the bathroom and had a rude awakening.
Like twenty years ago, I learned that the hard way... By putting in my contact lenses. To me ages to make the connection, because I didn't even touch the food, just ate in a restaurant.
I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂
I... wouldn't use this as lube, because I wouldn't want to just inflict this on a partner with no warning...
... but I find tiger balm on the nuts and bolt to be enjoyably painful, or, painfully enjoyable.
So yeah, masochist kink, i guess, compared to most other people?
To me the 'oddest' thing is that I'm apparently just a masochist, and not a sadist; somebody could be on their hands and knees, begging me to whip them or slap them, and I would not be able to do it, I'd actually just be purely angry that they were asking me to significantly hurt them.
Like, I never completed GTA V, because when I got to the torture scene, I nearly vomited and feinted... I just quit at that point.
That miserable cunt would have been more likely to grab that chicken sandwich from your hands, add the spice to soaps so it always hurts to masturbate, and insist you eat something specifically made to taste as bland and boring as possible. Followed by getting his soap company hostilely taken over because his business partner realizes he's a fucking idiot that a) one shouldn't be in business with and b) is too focused on puritanical bullshit to prevent a hostile takeover.
Wouldn't the extra sensitivity make it more likely to feel irritation on the head when you touch it? As long as it doesn't get in the pee hole, I wouldn't expect it to feel like anything, especially because the spice itself isn't spicy but only gets that way after reacting with water. So I'd expect foreskin to be more likely to trap some moisture to activate it, too.
34 Comments
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 124d
may this lesson improve your hygiene
edinbruh@feddit.it · 35 pts · 124d
Yuck! If you went straight from eating to masturbating without even washing your hands, you deserve everything that's coming.
Vintor@retrolemmy.com · 12 pts · 124d
Capsaicin is non-soluble in water and basically doesn't wash off.
edinbruh@feddit.it · 28 pts · 124d
Neither are oils, that's why you use soap to wash. People don't become spicy for life after touching peppers
Vintor@retrolemmy.com · 19 pts · 124d
Ok, I have an experiment for you. Go touch some really hot chili peppers, then wash you hands. With soap. Three times, if you like. Then rub your eyes. Then tell me that felt absolutely fine. Go ahead, I'll wait.
maturelemontree@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 124d
I made a dish with habenaro in it, and quite a few. Washed my hands a few times during the cooking process after I finished handling the peppers. Then I went to the bathroom and had a rude awakening.
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 124d
I saw a vid from Gordon Ramsey that using freshly squeezed limes to rinse your hands works against the spicy.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 124d
Like twenty years ago, I learned that the hard way... By putting in my contact lenses. To me ages to make the connection, because I didn't even touch the food, just ate in a restaurant.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 124d
They probably didn’t come though.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 124d
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 124d
stop being weird they prolly just peed... 😐
Valthorn@feddit.nu · 22 pts · 124d
gmtom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d
tyler@programming.dev · 21 pts · 124d
The solution in the title is a good way to get a yeast infection.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 124d
I had a dumb idea to use Deep Heat as lube once. My cock looked bright red at one point and i cried when my girlfriend at the time called a doctor. God dam ive had some cringey moments in my life 😂
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 124d
I... wouldn't use this as lube, because I wouldn't want to just inflict this on a partner with no warning...
... but I find tiger balm on the nuts and bolt to be enjoyably painful, or, painfully enjoyable.
So yeah, masochist kink, i guess, compared to most other people?
To me the 'oddest' thing is that I'm apparently just a masochist, and not a sadist; somebody could be on their hands and knees, begging me to whip them or slap them, and I would not be able to do it, I'd actually just be purely angry that they were asking me to significantly hurt them.
Like, I never completed GTA V, because when I got to the torture scene, I nearly vomited and feinted... I just quit at that point.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 124d
Lol oh she was down to try it (we were both young, dumb and very horny). Yeah i get that, everyone has their flavour
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 124d
Aha! I'm glad that you had both ... well, maybe not understood what you were getting into, but you were both informed and agreed to it, hahah!
Variety is the uh, spice of life, as they say.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 124d
prolly a kink of some type
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 10 pts · 124d
Fun fact, ginger root works great
Im_old@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 124d
Username almost checks out
imadethis@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 124d
Hi there! Got any jalapeno juice?
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 124d
I once used chilly oil as lube just to see.
It was indeed a terrible idea, as I suspected.
sukhmel@programming.dev · 10 pts · 124d
But you did right to check, for… um, science
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 124d
FUUUUCK.
I can feel this one.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 124d
You... probably just want a steady stream of water, to flush out the irritants.
Get a detachable, flexible showerhead.
... these are also useful for things beyond flushing out irritants.
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 124d
eyo one time, I was shaking chicken wings in habanero sauce and went to take a piss without washing my hands. I only made that mistake once.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 124d
And then theres me....using hot sauce as lube.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 124d
One of my partners more or less did this once and sent me a pic of their dick in a glass of milk lol
yesman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 124d
Had a friend who did this with poison ivy. I'm still laughing decades later just thinking about it.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 124d
This is the kind of stuff J.H. Kellogg was inventing corn flakes for!
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 124d
That miserable cunt would have been more likely to grab that chicken sandwich from your hands, add the spice to soaps so it always hurts to masturbate, and insist you eat something specifically made to taste as bland and boring as possible. Followed by getting his soap company hostilely taken over because his business partner realizes he's a fucking idiot that a) one shouldn't be in business with and b) is too focused on puritanical bullshit to prevent a hostile takeover.
Flatfire@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 124d
And enemas, for when you've already made a mistake
gmtom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 124d
Yet again foreskin havers are winning
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 124d
Wouldn't the extra sensitivity make it more likely to feel irritation on the head when you touch it? As long as it doesn't get in the pee hole, I wouldn't expect it to feel like anything, especially because the spice itself isn't spicy but only gets that way after reacting with water. So I'd expect foreskin to be more likely to trap some moisture to activate it, too.
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 124d
And by tomorrow your sandwich will have burnt all 3 holes.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 124d