A Knight's Tale

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ajmaxwell@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 139d (4 replies)

Be careful, she might also call you when she's bored and not horny. That's how I ended up married. 👍👍

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 139d (1 reply)

The first time you get the call: "Hey, how was your day?"

"...what's happening!?"

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 138d

Pretty much sums up my last casual sex partner.

We were both very upfront about the fact that we just wanted to have fun until one of us met someone else.

It's a shame I had to break it off because I was still processing a bad breakup and wasn't in a place where I could maintain an actual relationship. Although I met my wife not too long after.

SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 139d

Oh, the horror!!

NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 139d

Happened to me too, and I still like her 8 years later. Its the worst!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 139d

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Testurteil: „Befriedigend”

A little joke for the Germans.

Feddinat0r@feddit.org · 7 pts · 139d

Danke

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 139d

Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 139d
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StillAlive@piefed.world · 15 pts · 139d (1 reply)

No idea what you're on about

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d

Sorry friend

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 139d

sounds fun until you learn what hypersexual women are like. being poly helps

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 139d (3 replies)

Man, yeah.

And it is magical. My 20's and 30's I was that guy for a few people, and it's a noble calling.

Tedesche@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d

“Noble” probably isn’t the word I’d choose, but “awesome” certainly fits.

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 138d (1 reply)

I still don't know how I was able to break up with a woman and have her ask to be FWB until one of us found someone. Multiple times.

Probably because I was a socially awkward teen who couldn't talk to girls, so I spent an inordinate amount of time studying how to please a woman so if I managed to find one, she had one less reason to leave.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 138d

Yeah, sex and initiating sex is increasingly an awkward thing for people, so FWB's are nice to have and people love them until the one comes along.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 139d

"I dub thee ser Dicksalot"

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 139d

A knight's front tail.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 139d

What about the girl she calls when she's horny? I mean there's always room for a sapphic booty call right?

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 139d

This can easily end up in heartbreak.

Critical_Drinking@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d

Ivanhoe