Well I mean, right now he's just demo'd the basement, and says he'll get the contractors to do a structural assessment next weekend, so I'm sure he knows what he's doing, can't wait for the aquarium dance floor to go in!
Donald’s more a man of action. Thinking isn’t his greatest strength. He might be the dumbest person in history to ever have this much control. It’s why so many Americans adore him. Instead of making them feel stupid, like most other human interactions, he makes them feel smart
An “advantage” of living under a mad king is that you can blame the consequences of your bad decisions on the king instead of taking responsibility and thinking for yourself.
19 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 100 pts · 146d
You sound like a strong, sexy and intelligent man who is laser focused on making your house great again.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 146d
He's building a new ballroom!
Well I mean, right now he's just demo'd the basement, and says he'll get the contractors to do a structural assessment next weekend, so I'm sure he knows what he's doing, can't wait for the aquarium dance floor to go in!
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 146d
He did get permits before demoing tho, right?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 146d
He got the seal of approval from me, if that's what you mean by permit!!
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 146d
Did he get the permits? No. But did he check to make sure all the family heirlooms were out of the basement before starting demolition? Also no.
billybob@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 146d
Donald’s more a man of action. Thinking isn’t his greatest strength. He might be the dumbest person in history to ever have this much control. It’s why so many Americans adore him. Instead of making them feel stupid, like most other human interactions, he makes them feel smart
baltakatei@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 146d
An “advantage” of living under a mad king is that you can blame the consequences of your bad decisions on the king instead of taking responsibility and thinking for yourself.
billybob@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 146d
When the rest of the world makes them feel bad, he makes them feel good.
homes@piefed.world · 33 pts · 146d
and now the dog is dropping bombs in the cat box
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 146d
The dog is eating the cat litter, getting sick, and making you pay thousands in vet bills.
But you’re WINNING!
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 146d
Yeah, but did you say "Thank you" or at least "Praise to Allah"?
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 146d
Republicans racing to post this in "explain the joke"
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 146d
@grok what does this mean?
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 146d
Not Elon's Bot here, it about Trump-Iran war.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 146d
It’s not a war, it’s just an excursion.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 146d
Won not just that exchange, but the entire
warmilitary operation.sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 146d
Sometimes, you need to not have Just One More Turn, and like, chill out a little bit.
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 146d
I once told a lady i was dating something like that. I believe i said 'burn your village to the ground and salt the earth'
But we were both from san francisco so it kind of backfired.
X@piefed.world · 3 pts · 146d
Nailed it, king, fuck those bleeding heart libs. Owned ‘em for sure! God and his mysterious ways, n shit.