c/rpgmemes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 126dYou know it does... 307 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 126d
As a DM, we know it hits. We just want to see the terror in your eyes.
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 126d
Rolls d20 for damage: 1.
"You get off with a warning, this time."
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 126d
The BBEG dramatically grabs you by the arm and then... Lightly slaps your wrist.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 126d
Bard: ooh, me next ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 126d
Others to the Bard: "why are you tied up? We haven't even encountered enemies before??"
MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network · 17 pts · 126d
"Not if I cast shield"
-My level 20 warforged armour dipped wizard, in a game where the DM was quite generous with magic items
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 126d
Stoneskin, anyone?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 126d
No thanks, I already ate.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 126d
Sure, but is it a crit?
nocturne@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 126d
This was one of the things I have liked the most about Pathfinder, just because it is not a nat 20 I still have a chance to crit.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 121d
Tbf, a 32 would hit almost anything. We literally had this at one of my tables the other day.
DM: does a 32 hit?
ME, THE FIGHTER: WHAT‽‽ That's about twice what you need to hit! How high is its attack modifier‽
DM: And it wasn't even a crit. I only rolled a 19.
To be fair though, I was bluntly tanking a bloody Roc, if that was what was gonna kill me, I'd be like "yeah, that tracks."
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
A twenty should just say reroll for wizards.