Goddammit if your going do this, do it fucking right make sure to accomplish your goal. Fucking A and don't get caught. Probably some with a mental health issue who needs help not prison. We need more Luigis.
A 20-year-old man allegedly tossed a Molotov cocktail at the home of Sam Altman, OpenAI’s CEO, before the sun rose on Friday, according to statements from San Francisco police.
The suspect, who allegedly threw the fire bomb at the $27m North Beach residence around 4:12am, has been arrested but not identified. The same person allegedly threatened to torch OpenAI’s headquarters in the city. No injuries were reported.
The San Francisco Police Department wrote in a statement on Friday morning that the agency responded to a “fire investigation” after the man allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at Altman’s residence. Law enforcement said there was a “fire to an exterior gate”, after which the suspect fled on foot.
About an hour later, just after 5am, police responded to reports from a business in the Mission Bay neighborhood, where OpenAI’s headquarters are located, about a man “threatening to burn down the building”. Officers said they recognized the man as the suspect from the earlier incident and immediately detained him.
OpenAI, best known for making the popular ChatGPT chatbot, confirmed the incident in an emailed statement. “Early this morning, someone threw a Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home and also made threats at our San Francisco headquarters. Thankfully, no one was hurt,” a spokesperson said. “We deeply appreciate how quickly SFPD responded and the support from the city in helping keep our employees safe. The individual is in custody, and we’re assisting law enforcement with their investigation.”
OpenAI sent a note informing employees on Friday morning about the incident, and told them there was no immediate threat to them or other offices. The note also mentioned that there would be increased police and security presence around its Mission Bay offices.
kinda gives my own plans hope, the bar for violence is so fucking low...shred of forethought/planning and you can get away with anything it seems (long as you don't confess afterwards)
that too, it's weird how many people say online on facebook or wherever normies hangout "i am going to kill X" the night before/morning of going out to kill X.
it's like most murderers are unhinged in someway, kinda weird tbh.
You're not dumb. I deliberately took a photo of this character from his youth, when he looked like Altman. You'll be very surprised when you find out who that cute young man is.
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Forsho@sh.itjust.works · 70 pts · 127d
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 127d
“You get what you fucking deserve”
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 127d
Goddammit if your going do this, do it fucking right make sure to accomplish your goal. Fucking A and don't get caught. Probably some with a mental health issue who needs help not prison. We need more Luigis.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 127d
Ok you go first. You seem to know what you're talking about. 👍
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 127d
Oh noooo don't hurt the poor innocent billionaire who sexually assaulted his sister for a decade!!!
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 126d
My immediate reaction to an unsupported claim that a rich person raped a child is now "yeah probably".
The nobility has really overplayed their hand.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/
URL doesn't match new headline, she has amended her suit. Anyway, yeah, of course he's guilty, whether he's found guilty or not. They're all creeps.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 126d
Sama must be incredible in the sack cause he just seems like a bitchy queen, and not a particularly bright one or a good liar either.
I would love to play poker with him. I suck but his tells are billboards and he's clearly not too good at math.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 127d
Consider his products psychologically torture people until they commit suicide, I’m really not torn up about this in the slightest.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 126d
I'm torn up it didn't finish the job.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 127d
How can we get him using his own product?
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 19 pts · 127d
yes please!
waiter, please bring some more!
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 127d
Just one?
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website · 18 pts · 127d
I suspect his agenetic model made unwanted adjustments to his firewall settings.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 127d
A 20-year-old man allegedly tossed a Molotov cocktail at the home of Sam Altman, OpenAI’s CEO, before the sun rose on Friday, according to statements from San Francisco police.
The suspect, who allegedly threw the fire bomb at the $27m North Beach residence around 4:12am, has been arrested but not identified. The same person allegedly threatened to torch OpenAI’s headquarters in the city. No injuries were reported.
The San Francisco Police Department wrote in a statement on Friday morning that the agency responded to a “fire investigation” after the man allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at Altman’s residence. Law enforcement said there was a “fire to an exterior gate”, after which the suspect fled on foot.
About an hour later, just after 5am, police responded to reports from a business in the Mission Bay neighborhood, where OpenAI’s headquarters are located, about a man “threatening to burn down the building”. Officers said they recognized the man as the suspect from the earlier incident and immediately detained him.
OpenAI, best known for making the popular ChatGPT chatbot, confirmed the incident in an emailed statement. “Early this morning, someone threw a Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home and also made threats at our San Francisco headquarters. Thankfully, no one was hurt,” a spokesperson said. “We deeply appreciate how quickly SFPD responded and the support from the city in helping keep our employees safe. The individual is in custody, and we’re assisting law enforcement with their investigation.”
OpenAI sent a note informing employees on Friday morning about the incident, and told them there was no immediate threat to them or other offices. The note also mentioned that there would be increased police and security presence around its Mission Bay offices.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 127d
No he didn't. He was with me the whole time.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 127d
Very, very dumb execution it seems.
IronBird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
kinda gives my own plans hope, the bar for violence is so fucking low...shred of forethought/planning and you can get away with anything it seems (long as you don't confess afterwards)
Azrael@feddit.org · 2 pts · 126d
Or beforehand.
IronBird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
that too, it's weird how many people say online on facebook or wherever normies hangout "i am going to kill X" the night before/morning of going out to kill X.
it's like most murderers are unhinged in someway, kinda weird tbh.
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 126d
Bro, some self awareness.
You just mentioned having plans. You've pre confessed, vaguely, sure, but still evidence against you.
IronBird@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 126d
that's the joke
ZDL@lazysoci.al · 15 pts · 127d
Not his HOUSE, dammit! HIM!
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 126d
Nice
Alex_Mihalchuk@piefed.social · 9 pts · 127d
m33@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 127d
My dumb brain only recognizes Jean-Baptiste Zorg
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 126d
Jean. Baptiste. Emmanuel. ZORG.
You gotta say it right.
Alex_Mihalchuk@piefed.social · 1 pts · 127d
You're not dumb. I deliberately took a photo of this character from his youth, when he looked like Altman. You'll be very surprised when you find out who that cute young man is.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 127d
one is created by peter thiel in his pool parties.
Larkas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
Well, it might’ve amounted to nothing, but while some people dream about the guillotine, he’s trying to build it in his own way
kreskin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 126d
Who the fuck cares. He should build a fence then. Is he stupid?
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
nixukty@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 127d
Alloi@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 127d
when it comes to our freedom and survival?
abso-fucking-lutely
Ramenator@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 127d
Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 127d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d
Agreed.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 126d
Yes. Against evil capitalists and fascists yes. Fascists get no sympathy and sympathizers also deserve the hate.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 126d
Remember violence is never the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 126d
If violence isn’t working, you’re not using enough violence
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 127d
Depends on how bad they are