I appreciate having two bathrooms. We can poop at the same time!
Plus the bathroom by the bedrooms is the one that hides all our shame. The one near the living room is whimsical and slutty – the exact takeaway about us I want guests to have.
(It’s got a lot of cartoon boobs and butts in there, some interracial sapphic mermaid art, a small painting done in the style of classic “ship art” of a penis breaching the waves like a whale. And of course the toilet has both Moby Dick and the 1970’s photo-illustrated version of “The Joy of Sex” for reading materials.)
12 Comments
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 36 pts · 118d
This is some damn good married life.
Extra credit for actual shit post.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 26 pts · 118d
Does that count as a moon landing?
dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 118d
It’s more of a splashdown.
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 24 pts · 118d
Is this meme implying they have TWO bathrooms?! Fucking bourgeois.
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 118d
It’s so clutch. I no longer have to pee outside.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 118d
Fr fr, I always see people talking about having 2 bathrooms or en-suites and I'm like "there's no way they appreciate it like I do."
Monument@piefed.world · 2 pts · 118d
I appreciate having two bathrooms. We can poop at the same time!
Plus the bathroom by the bedrooms is the one that hides all our shame. The one near the living room is whimsical and slutty – the exact takeaway about us I want guests to have.
(It’s got a lot of cartoon boobs and butts in there, some interracial sapphic mermaid art, a small painting done in the style of classic “ship art” of a penis breaching the waves like a whale. And of course the toilet has both Moby Dick and the 1970’s photo-illustrated version of “The Joy of Sex” for reading materials.)
0ops@piefed.zip · 16 pts · 118d
They're basically making out by the transitive property of tubes
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 118d
Relationship goals
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 118d
🎶 somewhere out there... 🎶
YaxPasaj@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 118d
Lux Æterna starts playing...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
weird, my soundtrack is a little different