23andme taught me I was part Ashkenazi, but in hindsight I probably should've picked up on that having been raised on Mel Brooks, The Three Stooges, Stan Freberg, The Marx Brothers, grandpa's really being into matzo ball soup, and us having the menorah out during the holidays.
...oh right, and being circumcised.
Anyways, $200 I didn't need to spend. I hope the clone Doug armies of the future will forgive me.
$100 doesn't make it better. $100 to find out, for most people, absolutely nothing of substance, and they PAID to turn over their DNA for free. I thought it was like a $49.99 kinda thing and even then I wouldn't have done it and didn't. And if $100 is the basic, it only goes up from there, no?
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hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 143d
fr opting into dna surveillance sucks 🙈
Doug@piefed.social · 22 pts · 143d
23andme taught me I was part Ashkenazi, but in hindsight I probably should've picked up on that having been raised on Mel Brooks, The Three Stooges, Stan Freberg, The Marx Brothers, grandpa's really being into matzo ball soup, and us having the menorah out during the holidays.
...oh right, and being circumcised.
Anyways, $200 I didn't need to spend. I hope the clone Doug armies of the future will forgive me.
zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 143d
Holy shit was it really $200? Is that how much everyone's been paying for this 23&me shit? Holy fuck I just lost so much respect for several people.
eli@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 143d
Idk who's spending $200 on it. It's $100 for the basic, but it goes on sale often. Same with Ancestry's test. They always go on sale.
zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 143d
$100 doesn't make it better. $100 to find out, for most people, absolutely nothing of substance, and they PAID to turn over their DNA for free. I thought it was like a $49.99 kinda thing and even then I wouldn't have done it and didn't. And if $100 is the basic, it only goes up from there, no?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 143d
Look, dude, if everything in life hinted that you were Portuguese or something you should have put it together eventually. Smh.
crank0271@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 143d
Okay, but why does the child in the center have a more threatening aura than the horned beast?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 143d
She summoned it.
IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 143d
This demon follows all gay couples. /S
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 143d
Be gay, take a photo, get photobombed by a badass demon.
Nice.
perishthethought@piefed.social · 11 pts · 143d
All hail, our dark Lord Nana
Overkrill@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 143d
satan, his boywife polycule, and their beloved chilblains
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 143d
I'm printing this out and putting it in my guest bathroom right across from the toilet.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 143d
Congrats you’re a Rothschild
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 5 pts · 143d
Looks like one of the pictures on the wall in Deadlock waiting lobby.
Relevant short: LINK
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 143d
I also thought this looked like a picture on a desk or wall in some kind of short, indie horror game with PS1 graphics.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 143d
Understandable. It does look very smoochable 🤷🏻♂️
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 143d
I mean, totally would, but is she wife material? Idk man.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 143d
We gotta stop with the unrealistic standards for demonic entities, I have no doubt she'd make a wonderful wife if she wants to be one >.>
Liljekonvalj@feddit.org · 2 pts · 139d
Ai?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 1 pts · 139d
https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-vintage-photo-demon-020000919.html
Probably yes.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 142d
Tiefling barbarian and rogue, origin.
MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app · 0 pts · 126d