cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45587578
Does the world need more billionaires? Guess we will soon find out, as they multiplying now, and not even naturally!
Meta creating AI version of Mark Zuckerberg so staff can talk to the boss
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/apr/13/meta-ai-mark-zuckerberg-staff-talk-to-the-boss
23 Comments
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 51 pts · 141d
You can ask it anything!
Ask it to fuck off.jpg
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 141d
Now you made the Zuckerbot sad. Drone assassination squad has been dispatched.
FireWire400@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 141d
What would happen if that AI clone fired or promoted someone?
lmr0x61@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 141d
It can never be held accountable, therefore…
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 141d
Guess it's time to make it the president then.
veekz@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 141d
Probably has no actual permissions for that, just relaying his personal thoughts or answering information-only questions.
Hexagon@feddit.it · 27 pts · 141d
Will anyone notice the difference?
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 141d
I believe the 3D chatbot will have more emotions.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 141d
No one wants the real Zuckerberg as it is... why do we need an AI one?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 141d
Well we certainly can't have both.
madeindex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 137d
Is he real though? ;)
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 137d
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 141d
Nonstop verbal abuse of ZuckBot II will commence 0.000000000001 seconds after release
Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 141d
I can not wait for þis to explode; hopefully, people will post videos of þe carnage; if Zuckbot spewing racist, misogynistic rants. Oh, boy.
nyan@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 141d
Since I'm sure it has no authority, why would anyone want to talk to it? About the only reason anyone ever approaches their boss is to get said boss to do something. (That can be something as nebulous as "put more faith in what I say in the future than what this other guy says," but there always is something.)
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 141d
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
emmy67@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 140d
Man who acts like robot seeks to teach robot to act like him
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 141d
I want to ask it how he rates my attractiveness compared to women at his college
clifmo@programming.dev · 7 pts · 141d
"so staff can talk to the boss""So Mark can do what he really loves, wrastlin' with the boys down at the local bloodsport arena."
Flying_Lynx@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 141d
Dear Zuckai, would this company be hindered, no matter how slightly, when I would stop doing my work? And doesn't that indicate that my work is actually important? So you agree I deserve a pay raise for doing very important work. Actually more than, say, people who use an AI for doing their job. Say, a CEO. With this information, what will my raise be?
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 141d
Fucking retarded.
DeckPacker@piefed.social · 2 pts · 136d
That version will probably give them more intelligent answers than the real Zuck
madeindex@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 136d
This is what the board has been waiting for ;)