I used to work at Subway in my teens. Went to clean the bathrooms and saw someone followed these directions. I left it for the next shift. I was a classy teenager.
I worked at a Blimpie in my teens and still remember the time a dude came in, ordered a foot long meatball, then ate it on the throne presumably while shitting. Left a floater and there was marinara all over the floor in front. Also spent about half an hour doing it.
It is so funny that the prudishness of Americans is what leads to signs like this. It cannot say only flush feces, urine and tp or even use common names like poop or pee because 'people' would be offended. Nor can they say do not flush tampons or other menstruation products, because we cannot talk about such things in public. So we end up with signs that are ripe for literal, and childish, interpretations.
18 Comments
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 137d
I used to work at Subway in my teens. Went to clean the bathrooms and saw someone followed these directions. I left it for the next shift. I was a classy teenager.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 137d
I mean for $7 an hour, yeah, I don't get paid nearly enough to give (take, technically) a shit
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 137d
Exactly! Lol
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 137d
I worked at a Blimpie in my teens and still remember the time a dude came in, ordered a foot long meatball, then ate it on the throne presumably while shitting. Left a floater and there was marinara all over the floor in front. Also spent about half an hour doing it.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 137d
Oh damn, what is wrong with that person? Ew
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 137d
Piss in the sink.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 137d
Sink in the piss.
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 137d
In the piss sink.
chicken@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 137d
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 137d
Let that sink in
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 11 pts · 137d
You misread the sign: They just want you to leave your business in the bowl.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 137d
Instructions unclear, shat in the sink bowl
emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 137d
Really putting the "malicious" in malicious compliance
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 136d
This is a because they had eggs moment
Grimy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 137d
You can get around this by simply not flushing
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 137d
Schwifty...
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 137d
So I guess you're the Mr. Bulldops I've heard so much about.
Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 137d
It is so funny that the prudishness of Americans is what leads to signs like this. It cannot say only flush feces, urine and tp or even use common names like poop or pee because 'people' would be offended. Nor can they say do not flush tampons or other menstruation products, because we cannot talk about such things in public. So we end up with signs that are ripe for literal, and childish, interpretations.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 137d
"I've been waiting in the bathroom for over 45 minutes and an employee hasn't shown up to wash my hands."