Hopefully the bladder is in the files.

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Shaper@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 116d (5 replies)

Wait, who's processig the request???

Forester@pawb.social · 41 pts · 116d

Brainstem

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 115d

Asshole

yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 116d

Alarm

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 115d

Me

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d

monke

Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 44 pts · 115d (4 replies)

Wait, if my brain runs and uses Linux then…

Oh god…

ADHD is a zombie LLM process constantly spitting out vaguely related nonsense, draining your energy and processor cycles for nothing productive.

It all makes sense now.

queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 115d (2 replies)

Nah, it's nothing that complicated, it's just a bash script

while [ 0 -eq 0 ]
do
        wall | head -c 16 /dev/random
        sleep 1
done
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 115d (1 reply)

shouldn't it be head -c 16 /dev/random | wall

queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 115d

yep that works a lot better. Mine did spit out a wall message, but only after the script hangs and has to be ctrl-D'ed. I figured I had tested enough for the internet joke and I shipped it to prod.

gnufuu@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 115d

One day we'll be ready to switch to a stable repo

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 26 pts · 116d

in the files

mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 23 pts · 116d

Memory leak 🫠

Zacryon@feddit.org · 19 pts · 115d (3 replies)

What always triggers feelings of cosmic horror is the question: "Whom is this reported to?"

MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 115d (1 reply)

Santa Claus, you go on the naughty list

FUsername@feddit.org · 8 pts · 113d

1000002949 Here's the corresponding xkcd.

arandomuser7374@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 114d

A log file

sonofearth@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 115d (2 replies)
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AmblerTube@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 114d

And it will go down in your permanent record!

Shaper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d

who are you reporting to? WHO ARE YOU REPORTING TO?!?

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 115d (7 replies)

goddamn I wish I could shut down my brain this way. mmmmph. genuine envy.

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 115d (3 replies)

Don't think rm -rf

Don't think rm -rf

Don't think rm -rf

Senseless@feddit.org · 4 pts · 115d

Wait.. what was I not supposed to think about? rm -rf

drops dead while drooling

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d

whoopsie poopsie

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d

a break is a break tho. forreal.

queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 115d (2 replies)

Meditation is essentially a software patch that reduces the brain's tendency to DDoS itself.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d (1 reply)

what I need is brain docker, where I could just spin down entire sets of functionality

queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 115d

This is my reflection on my own experience with meditation, I have no other expertise on the subject.

It's not not that. It doesn't completely prevent processes from starting up randomly, but it does make it easier and faster to shut them down gracefully. It's also helpful for understanding and adjusting system calls that keep restarting processes I no longer need running all the time.

khanh@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 114d (1 reply)

average first run after installing debian

Ascend910@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 114d

there is an ootion in the installer to enable sudo. so people just click next next next witgout reading?

confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 116d

Started terminal-lly. Stuck now and got lots of VIM all night. Supposed to do something with colon. Directions unclear now just a q.