What movies "could have been an email"?

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Okokimup@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 124d

Is the Emoji Movie too obvious?

usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 124d

You've Got Mail

kindnesskills@literature.cafe · 14 pts · 124d

The last twilight movie.

Aristocats: "Hey, X said you turned a baby. Not cool."

MC: "Not at all. We birthed an undead child. She's grown enough to speak already, so no deadly tantrums here."

X: "My bad."

scytale@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 124d

I guess the ones where studios have to churn out movies so they don’t lose the IP, like some of Sony’s superhero movies.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 124d (4 replies)

Troll 2

It is wholly unworthy of sequel status.

tmyakal@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 124d (3 replies)

But Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards!

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 124d

I did not notice that, though I did turn the movie off after the infamous ohhh myyy goddd! scene

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 124d (1 reply)

Okay I put this movie back on and finished it.

What a weird film!

I’ve never been so aroused by corn on the corn, but why did that guy just wake up in a pile of popcorn? The moral of the story is don’t let those vegetarians stop you from eating highly processed meats?

And that ending! What the hell?

The movie didn’t even have a fucking troll in it!

tmyakal@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 124d

Honestly? That ending scared the hell of of me three first time I saw it. I was very young the first time I saw it, and that end stuck with me for years.

Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 124d

Joker 2

FatVegan@leminal.space · 8 pts · 124d

Most marvel movies

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 124d

The Mario movies literally could have been new entries in the video game series that just added full voice acting and recontextualized the Mario universe, kinda like a soft reboot.

But nah, 1 Marbillion dollars plz

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 124d (1 reply)

Most of them unless they bring you joy.

I subscribe to people like Ryan George (Pitch Meetings) so I can get the gist of movies I’ll never watch.

Space Ice, Bad Movie Trailers, etc.

thejoker954@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 124d

Pitch meetings and cinemasins are great for movies I have no intention of watching.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 124d (2 replies)

Everything M. Night Shyamalan ever put out

lime@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 124d

unfair. his early stuff is good. not story-wise, but in pacing and tone.

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 124d

Unbreakable has some of the best shots of any movie made since the turn of the century

ironchico@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 124d

The new war of the worlds

some_random_nick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d

The Happening

ishartdoritos@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 124d

Prometheus

solidsmoke@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 124d

The Substance