Dead inside

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26 Comments

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 110 pts · 127d (2 replies)

Oh this one is real bad. Fantastic.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 30 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Especially with the color choice. To me blue indicates it's the cool thing to do, while red equates to "stop, don't do this." Yet the "only" thing you're supposed to do (whichever one one it actually is) is printed in the red background. WTF were they thinking?

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 127d

And yet they still probably get all smug and call people dumbasses when they do the wrong thing...

wioum@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 127d

50/50

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 127d (6 replies)

Nobody knows what's beyond the Door of Ambiguity (if that's even the real one).

Klear@quokk.au · 33 pts · 127d (2 replies)

There's a guard in front of it and you can ask him a single question.

He always says random bullshit.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Finally, a use for LLMs

marcos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 127d

Probably a cat.

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 127d (1 reply)

There goes that heroic duo again!

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d

The voice actor for Ace should have some free time soon, maybe they can bring him back to do some more of those.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 127d (1 reply)

This is brilliant! You can put it on either side of the door, then when someone says it’s incorrect you just tell them they read it wrong.

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 127d

Thanks bastards incorporated!

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 127d (1 reply)

!nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

!youdontmattergiveup@piefed.social

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d

Thank you for these!

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 127d

It would be hilarious if it were a fake door.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 12 pts · 127d (2 replies)

This would be the best sign for a sliding door.

Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Or a two-way swinging door.

jimmux@programming.dev · 5 pts · 127d

Or a sealed window.

jlow@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 127d

This has to be on purpose? There's no way they weren't trolling with this one

Shellbeach@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 127d

Find the answer to the prompt "what is it like dating me"

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 127d

When you're looking for a sign from the universe on what you should do next...

username_1@programming.dev · 4 pts · 127d
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BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d

Donald A. Norman would be rolling over in his grave seeing this, if he were dead.

The term Norman door was coined after him and his writing on affordances.

ddplf@szmer.info · 2 pts · 127d

Ah yes, the push&pull technique

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 127d

This is one of those doors that bike locks are made for. Guess what your closed.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 127d

Why does this take me back to learning about homomorphisms and category theory?

wuffah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d

Don’t only, pull push? 🧐