Haha been watching Dinosaurs on streaming, silly and stupid. Plus if you look at the credits in IMDb you can easily figure out who did the voices, the ones with a single character name, I think most of the suit actors did a few. The suit actors must have been horribly underpaid for dealing with them. They look so heavy and hot.
Cheesy and 90s? Yes. Worth watching for classic style sitcoms? Yes.
Plus it's Mallory Archer (Jessica Walter) doing the voice of the mother but actually acts like a mother....she was always fantastic.
You buried the lede there. The extinction event was caused directly by the dad and his boss' corporation. Long story short they made thicker cloudcover which caused a mini ice age. Fucking DARK
so like cool and all, but problem 1: that's additional weight when you want to be lessening weight. problem 2: according to the leading expert in knocking over old people (whose work was definitely consulted when designing this), >60% of falls (i think it was actually 75% but i want to be accurate) are due to vision problems, not gait problems. this only addresses gait problems.
Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course)
Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up
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Upperhand@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 157d
But I don't want to wait! Stomps dinosaur shoes
Sunforged@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 157d
pr06lefs@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 157d
now that's a retirement plan
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 157d
"Not the mama!"
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 157d
Haha been watching Dinosaurs on streaming, silly and stupid. Plus if you look at the credits in IMDb you can easily figure out who did the voices, the ones with a single character name, I think most of the suit actors did a few. The suit actors must have been horribly underpaid for dealing with them. They look so heavy and hot.
Cheesy and 90s? Yes. Worth watching for classic style sitcoms? Yes.
Plus it's Mallory Archer (Jessica Walter) doing the voice of the mother but actually acts like a mother....she was always fantastic.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 157d
The season finale predicted our future!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 157d
i'm gonna get chucked in a volcano?
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 157d
No. The power is going to go out and you’ll freeze to death.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 157d
Corporate stupidity ends the world
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 157d
Those are some great extra details! I hope you're enjoying the show. I only remember it, barely, from years ago. Those suits do look heavy!
thejoker954@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 157d
Man that ending screwed me up good lol
victorz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 157d
What, show finale or something? I haven't really watched that show, but I remember it being on TV when I was very young
thejoker954@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 157d
Yup - the show finale is the extinction of all the dinos. Not the mama and that is all I remember of it lol.
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 157d
Spoiler!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 157d
You buried the lede there. The extinction event was caused directly by the dad and his boss' corporation. Long story short they made thicker cloudcover which caused a mini ice age. Fucking DARK
nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 157d
Your caption was far more hilarious than the image. For me, at any rate. Thank you for sharing and for the laugh, OP! LOL
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 157d
This is why I'm wearing a tail not for any other reason how dare you accuse me?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 157d
so like cool and all, but problem 1: that's additional weight when you want to be lessening weight. problem 2: according to the leading expert in knocking over old people (whose work was definitely consulted when designing this), >60% of falls (i think it was actually 75% but i want to be accurate) are due to vision problems, not gait problems. this only addresses gait problems.
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 157d
I'm also wondering how you poop.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d
Like me specifically or in general because one of those questions is an emergency and I'm very sorry for taking so long
Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 155d
Well, I'm not interested in one of those things, and I've already mopped up the mess. Apology accepted, begrudgingly.
But I was actually wondering how seniors with limited mobility are supposed to poop with a 4 foot tail sticking out the back?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 155d
Well I imagine some of them have alternative buttholes. But also you should probably make it really easy to raptor-out and un-raptor-out. Like just as a safety thing in case your tail got fin fungus or sudden battery blowup disease (from unsafe robot dinosaur sex of course)
Edit if you are going to have dinosaur sex of course it is going to be unsafe consensual nonconcessional robot dinosaur sex please keep up
Illogicalbit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 157d
Life goals.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 157d
OwO
HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 157d
stuff in the circle: real since 2019
gramps walking the stairs: AI slop
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 156d
Mom, grandpa knocked everything over with his tail again
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 157d
Ooh I want sharpened barbs on the end of mine.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 156d
Thagomizers.