c/nottheonion · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 146d

Police called after schnitzel row turns violent in southern Germany | dpa international

https://dpa-international.com/general-news/urn:newsml:dpa.com:20090101:260419-99-170600/

Police officers were called to settle a schnitzel-related dispute in southern Germany after a man assaulted his neighbour for allegedly pounding meat for the dish too loudly.

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woelkchen@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 146d (3 replies)

allegedly pounding his meat too loudly

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 146d

Why stock video?

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 146d

*allegedly*

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 145d

Spoiler tag this shit!

Captain_Baka@feddit.org · 17 pts · 146d

As a german, I can say it can't get any more german in this article: Police, meat, boomers, neigbor disputes, violence over ridiculously minor disputes. Everyday stories.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 146d (3 replies)

Schnitzelverbrechen.

homes@piefed.world · 5 pts · 146d (2 replies)

Of course there is a long, compound German word for it

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 145d

It's actually austrian and is used when someone puts sauce on a wiener schnitzel but I figured it fits the situation since it literally means Schnitzelcrime.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 3 pts · 145d

Theres always a long German compound word for it.

l_isqof@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 146d (6 replies)

Was it a chicken or a veal snitzel?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 146d (5 replies)

Pork is the best schnitzel.

l_isqof@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 146d (3 replies)

Let's try not to get the police involved here as well...

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 146d (2 replies)

I know you don’t want them involved because they’d agree with me.

l_isqof@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Try tell that to the judge