Look it up.

I know that experimental fashion can be dumb but this is cool as fuck.

I really want to see a video of someone walking in these.

Do the little tentacles move like those of a sand dollar, slowly propelling the wearer who, presumably, is stood otherwise motionless, arms crossed, wearing a pair of oversized sunglasses and an expression of stoic defiance?

If so, I may be interested.

I'd like to wear a variant of this that doesn't have high heels. It's probably unstable but comfortable.
Like going back to your ex.

it sure looks uncomfortable, but think how much time it will save you given that you won't have to broom anymore....

Whats fashion's obsession for making shoes as unnatural as possible? Peoples feet are so fucked up these days because even normal shoes are shaped all fucked-uppedly

If you squint, it kinda looks like a cat playing with a mop

Makes me think of smartwheels in Snow Crash.

Prototype landmine shoes