c/onehundredninetysix · by sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 115dWoke school rule 602 points · 42 comments · view on lemmy.world
42 Comments
FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone · 89 pts · 115d
Wait, please tell me someone actually did this
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 97 pts · 115d
Sorry. I've sent a gross human-skinned naked green m&m to Tucker Carlson under this premise though, does that earn me any credit?
NSFL
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
Seriously NSFL DON'T FUCKIN LOOK
:::
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 94 pts · 115d
this is like, mildly strange at worst come on
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 115d
Would
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 115d
Would it taste like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 114d
Like pennies with an additional musk.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 115d
Hey, eyeblech has its own hedonic setpoint. Not everyone out there is inoculated to Rule 34 inflation porn
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 114d
Inflation porn is childs play. Real men are inoculated to that reverse unbirth vore.
Pazuzu@midwest.social · 5 pts · 114d
You mean giving birth?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 114d
it's when the aborted tissue pulls back up into the vagina and reabsorbs
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 114d
they just wrote that to make it more likely that you click on it and therefore give it attention :)
LostCarcosan@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 114d
Sigh unzips
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 115d
Not the proudest one, but that wasn't even hard.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 115d
I have a friend that has a picture quite like that, and he keeps it on his phone to post to the group chat at comedic times.
He now has two such pictures.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 114d
The reactions to this tell you who was around when prank URLs were less innocent than a video of Rick Astley.
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d
Hello fellow person traumatized by seeing tubgirl at school?! on a shared computer
Life's pretty crazy ain't it
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 115d
What a terrible day to have eyes.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 115d
I WARNED YOU
techt@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 115d
honestly it could be a lot worse
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 115d
Fair
ErevanDB@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 114d
That ain't NSFL, tbh. Just regular NSFW. Still hilarious, though.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 114d
Meh, that's mild by my standards
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 114d
Getting mixed messages. I think my next 196 post will be a survey 🤔
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 114d
sir i've gotten worse reviews of my profile pic
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 114d
but that's just a mildly yonic eye
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 113d
ikr
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 115d
I'm glad she got bottom surgery
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 114d
I've been pranked with some cheese grater furry guro. Up your game kith, ya ain't getting me with that weak shit.
orenj@leminal.space · 5 pts · 114d
hehe
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 114d
Kinda reminds me of a guy I know.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF MY MOTHER?
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 114d
Lmfaooo this is so cursed
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 115d
what others should we zipbomb? Russia Today perhaps? mabye a Fidesz aligned one in Hungary?
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 115d
Most modern virus scanners can detect zip bombs, and a journalist likely knows better than to open an archive send to them by a stranger without running a scanner on it first.
Zagorath@quokk.au · 29 pts · 114d
Right, but nobody here is suggesting sending it to any journalists.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 114d
Those two things are mutually exclusive.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 114d
Which is what usb drives in parking lots are for.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 114d
Sending someone a zip bomb might be a computer crime. Check your local laws.
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 113d
It's super easy to hide yourself over email though
msspwn@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 111d
I have a technicaly infinate zip bomb (infinatly containes itself)
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 111d
gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 110d
I'm interested in how one would construct that. Can you share some details?