I was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn't sit right with me. There's some... inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I'm having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person's appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts. Breasts are squishy. Their shape is greatly effected by clothing. That is exactly how it works.
You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts
Sure. I must have confused my ex wife, ex partners and current partner for women while they probably were men with clitoris size penisses instead. My bad.
It kind of does. They won't get "bigger" per se, but they definitely will appear bigger if you use a push-up bra or smaller bra than usual (and flatten out if you use, for example, a sports bra).
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means; and particularly April being expensive with the stupid war and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
Left boobs: not nothing, but probably smaller than deserved
Right boobs: if not artificially inflated, then the current nature of things has created a situation that may require surgery to alleviate the pain of carrying
59 Comments
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 93 pts · 150d
I’m a salary man, myself.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 82 pts · 150d
Protip: If you zoom in and look really closely
Her boobs will be bigger on your screen
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 14 pts · 150d
I was a scientist for Halloween a few years ago so I ran an experiment in the lab on this theory. Can confirm, hypothesis is correct, they are bigger on the screen.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 33 pts · 150d
Salary looks better to me. Not my personal salary, it's borderline illegally low. But that salary is quite excellent.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 150d
Totally agree. Nothing wrong with that salary. Just not fond of those expenses. Or any, really.
blarghly@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 150d
updoot for boobies
gnutrino@programming.dev · 41 pts · 150d
Get a load of this pair
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 150d
For me the image loaded super slow, I saw like 5 pixels of green and thought, “shoulda seen that one coming” thinking I was gonna see a pair of great tits
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 150d
I hear you, mate. Here's a pair of great tits for your troubles (NSFW)
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 150d
Oh yeah now that’s what I’m talking about
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d
Joke's on you. I enjoyed that.
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 149d
you're welcome, I aim to spread more joy on the web.
Uri@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 150d
People on Voyager seeing a preview lol
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 150d
Well...that was my risky click for the day.
CluckN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 150d
( . Y . )
Redvenom@retrolemmy.com · 24 pts · 150d
Protip: zooe.moore
victorz@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 150d
I looked up her Instagram. Something doesn't sit right with me. There's some... inconsistency. And all the videos look like early and/or bad AI, especially around the mouth and very top of the cleavage area.
I'm having a hard time believing the authenticity of this person's appearance. I might be seeing ghosts though. Might be overly skeptical.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
Yeah she uses AI filters to make her boobs way bigger and her face look different.
victorz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
Well, I suspected as much. Pretty pathetic.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
She's even adding to her own sense of body insecurity.
Like, you're not even screwing others over to help yourself that way, you just fuck everything up.
GCanuck@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 150d
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 150d
Why is there an inconsistency in boob size in every photo?
Ansis100@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d
Bra size
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -6 pts · 150d
So you can get bigger or smaller boobs by buying another bra size? That's not how that works mate xD
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 150d
You sound like someone with little to no experience with breasts. Breasts are squishy. Their shape is greatly effected by clothing. That is exactly how it works.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -5 pts · 149d
Their shape, yes. Not their size.
Sure. I must have confused my ex wife, ex partners and current partner for women while they probably were men with clitoris size penisses instead. My bad.
Ansis100@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 150d
It kind of does. They won't get "bigger" per se, but they definitely will appear bigger if you use a push-up bra or smaller bra than usual (and flatten out if you use, for example, a sports bra).
vodka@feddit.org · 4 pts · 149d
Silicone breastform, probably
darkmogool@feddit.org · 1 pts · 149d
AI filters
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 150d
what about the other girl tho
flango@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 150d
Damn bro, you're a true hero
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
The GOAT
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 18 pts · 150d
Where are her nipples?
Kayday@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 150d
Some of us are what is sometimes referred to as "east-west"
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 34 pts · 150d
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
StillAlive@piefed.world · -16 pts · 150d
Proof?
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 10 pts · 150d
Ew
StillAlive@piefed.world · 3 pts · 150d
Exactly, east west.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 150d
Under the silicone chest-plate with the fake breasts on it.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 7 pts · 150d
While possible, if you look at the boundary of her top and her breasts, you'll see jagged artifacting from early photoshop.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 150d
I recognize her face, she's pretty prolific.
in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social · 1 pts · 150d
Started out as rylieeee....
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 150d
That's just false advertising.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 150d
Shouldn't your salary be the shirt of the girl on the right?
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 150d
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means; and particularly April being expensive with the stupid war and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 150d
I think they mean that the boobs are the expenses, and the shirt is the salary. The salary is too small to cover the expenses.
Soulphite@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 150d
Well shit, im just thinking about boobs. Looks like im the one that missed the point.
4am@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 150d
No, metaphor works without considering clothing
Left boobs: not nothing, but probably smaller than deserved
Right boobs: if not artificially inflated, then the current nature of things has created a situation that may require surgery to alleviate the pain of carrying
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 150d
There are worse ways to "drown in debt"
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 150d
Christ, hope April has a back brace.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 150d
Right boobas more bigger boobas
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
remon@ani.social · 1 pts · 149d
Why April? Usually my highest expenses are in January because of some annual bills.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 149d
Because it's April right now
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
I would assume taxes
nooch@lemmy.vg · 1 pts · 150d
Cringe
DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 148d
I think all comparisons should be made with this graphic. It should be the default.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 150d
Mood.