outdoor activities

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username_1@programming.dev · 16 pts · 147d (4 replies)

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Doug@piefed.social · 7 pts · 147d (1 reply)

Well they’re not just gonna discard the extra tube.

You want a genital tube, you’re gonna have to be happy with a butthole tube, or just one really long genital tube.

I like the way you think doug

worse positioning

Yeah, it wouldn't be as steep - therefore less fun

I mean the ape dong slide and the Kong bunghole slide are both pretty bad, but if you enter through the mouth (or bobs) are they worse?

Someone build a scale model so we can learn

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 147d (1 reply)

I wish I had boba straw nipples.

Don't let your dreams stay dreams. You'll just need an unethical unlicensed plastic surgeon and I take payment in cheese

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 147d (2 replies)

It could have been the arms. That would have worked.

Doug@piefed.social · 4 pts · 147d (1 reply)

Yeah I’m trying to think how you would “fix” this. Maybe put a faux-building around the tubes so you’re sliding down a toppling skyscraper?

At the risk of sounding too woke, he doesn't need fixing. He's perfect the way he is.

Activititties

Hahahahahahahaha

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 147d (1 reply)

Titty Kong

That's how my brain chose to read this

Grandma Kong was so embarrassed. Kids just didn't understand that gravity affects us all differently.

Doug@piefed.social · 3 pts · 147d

Kong Ko-Ko Kong Ko-Kong Ko-Kong Titty Titty (repeat)

Once so mighty, but now undergoing a difficult retirement.

Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was ~~beauty~~ complications from tiddy slide surgery killed the beast.

You can ~~milk~~ slide down anything with nipples.

Those slides make them look like extendotitties. Go go gadget boob slide or something

JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 147d

Awoooogus!