She is so mad she is going to rat you out to jesus

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DramaLama@feddit.org · 29 pts · 117d

homes@piefed.world · 24 pts · 118d (7 replies)

Can’t laugh at your meme if the funny part is censored

snoons@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 118d (4 replies)

I don't understand where all these corpo boot-licking... no, boot-slobbering memes come from.

homes@piefed.world · 8 pts · 118d (3 replies)

Sounds like you do

snoons@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 118d (2 replies)

;-; i suppose. I guess I just don't want it to be like, all of them you know. like just the existence of their puritanical pr teams has such a deep lasting impact on human culture for memes posted on a small forum to be fucking censored. it pisses me of thinking about and now i want to make some p*pe b*mbs or k*ll a ceo work more.

homes@piefed.world · 7 pts · 118d (1 reply)

snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 118d

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 118d

Are you sure it's funny? I can't tell. It's censored.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 117d

no need to censor your laugh track too

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 118d (1 reply)

Squirt is a swear word now?

mech@feddit.org · 18 pts · 118d

It's engagement bait

4am@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 118d (5 replies)

Like granny never squirted on a blanket. She was young once too, how do you think your parents happened

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 118d

how do you think your parents happened

Based on my childhood, I assume some satanic conjuring spell was involved.

homes@piefed.world · 6 pts · 118d (3 replies)

Omg, Not by squirting on a blanket.

Damn, education really went to hell during Covid.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 118d (2 replies)

I'm 42. People were stupid all the way back in the 80s.

And based on the fact that people believe in religion, I would go so far as to say people have always been idiots.

homes@piefed.world · 6 pts · 118d (1 reply)

Well, I’m 47, and I can say that you’re right, at least as far back as always

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 117d
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pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Grandma had plastic wrap on the couch to prevent this from happening

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 117d

I'm convinced that grandmas being so hard up about cleaning behind your ears is because they know it's super hot to get kissed there, and no one wants to kiss gross ears.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 118d

No, when I die, I'm going to be a ghost in my 20's

Why would anyone want to stay a Grandma?!!

webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 117d