If he were a better person I'd probably feel bad for saying it but he's not and I don't, so: good god he is a ugly. Looks like a younger smug version of his sperm donor. He looks like someone you'd have to keep your hand over your drink around. Yuck.
Nepo baby never having to work. A leech. A parasite. I'd say yes draft his ass so that he has some worth but he'd probably accidentally shoot someone. Or cry like a little bitch when he stubs his toe.
Imagine that! 150 million=150 houses that normal people would dream of owning and living in them for the rest of their lives forever. Its actually shit money if you think about it, but its big enough to employ a good 100 people.
There should be a law in every country that if the state initiates a draft all their eligible family members of those in power should be drafted for the front line first or else the firing squad. No exceptions.
Send his ass to the middle east, so he can become the leader of the IRGC, be declared the Mahdi, topple the American Empire, and then take over the world
I agree that Barron should be on the list like everyone else, but first on the list? Should the child suffer from the sins of his father? That's a tough one. I think the Bible says yes on that one but I'm still not sure.
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santa@sh.itjust.works · 86 pts · 116d
He probably has bone spurs like daddy.
lennybird@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 116d
Lo, I suppose cowardice is hereditary in this case?
tacoplease@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 116d
Can't stand next to chicken shit without smelling of it.
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 116d
chetradley@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 116d
If you read the article, it states that this rumor was debunked.
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 116d
Draft him, to the Navy, and cram him in a sub.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
instructions unclear, crabbed him in a sum.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 5 pts · 115d
read? the article?? where do you think we are !!
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 115d
Didn't even need to be debunked.
While the army may have a height restriction, the Marines do not. You like crayons? Then you are good!
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
what the what?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 35 pts · 115d
He should be the first to be drafted, and sent straight to the front, as an inspiration to the youth of America.
Barron reportedly has a $150 million fortune. Tell Trump that he'll inherit it if Barron dies, and he'll put Barron on the front line tomorrow.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 116d
He should be tossed into the grinder first.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 18 pts · 116d
Everyone who votes to go to war should be the first to get drafted.
MBech@feddit.dk · 10 pts · 115d
Agreed. Any politician who votes for war, should lead their troops into battle like the old kings.
Meanwhile at home, they can appoint someone to fill in their seat until (if) they return from war.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 116d
I hear Grindr is popular with MAGAs, and I've heard rumors that Barron may be on the team.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
"every accusation is a confession"
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 116d
If he were a better person I'd probably feel bad for saying it but he's not and I don't, so: good god he is a ugly. Looks like a younger smug version of his sperm donor. He looks like someone you'd have to keep your hand over your drink around. Yuck.
Nepo baby never having to work. A leech. A parasite. I'd say yes draft his ass so that he has some worth but he'd probably accidentally shoot someone. Or cry like a little bitch when he stubs his toe.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 116d
I mean, none of his kids are actually attractive.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 116d
A lot of weak chins.
ChexMax@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
Or on purpose shoot someone if the stories from his former nanny are true.
el_twitto@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 116d
Draft that little bitch
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 116d
I think he should just be shot but meh
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 115d
He should be deported because his mom is an illegal alien.
This is how all the ice shit works right?
krisevol@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 116d
BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 116d
Is the desk frag proof?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 116d
He's not the only son so he can go. Ship him out to the front lines right now.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 116d
Nah, he should be deported.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 115d
Imagine that! 150 million=150 houses that normal people would dream of owning and living in them for the rest of their lives forever. Its actually shit money if you think about it, but its big enough to employ a good 100 people.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 115d
This is why the estate tax exists
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 115d
Send his ass to Iran, front line
Maeve@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 114d
Front line.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d
He's a criminal, just like the rest of his family
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 116d
Drumpf will tell kegsbreath to make him a general, just to piss everyone off, it's his goal to see how much he can ruin the US before he groaks.
Decq@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d
There should be a law in every country that if the state initiates a draft all their eligible family members of those in power should be drafted for the front line first or else the firing squad. No exceptions.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 114d
It aint me, it aint me... I'm no president's son...
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 114d
These comments....as if this guy won't be elected President in 20 years.
4grams@awful.systems · 3 pts · 114d
SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 115d
Send his ass to the middle east, so he can become the leader of the IRGC, be declared the Mahdi, topple the American Empire, and then take over the world
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 115d
is he named after John Barron?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 115d
Yes
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 114d
I agree that Barron should be on the list like everyone else, but first on the list? Should the child suffer from the sins of his father? That's a tough one. I think the Bible says yes on that one but I'm still not sure.