c/memes · by AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world · 113d3 hours and counting... 208 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 113d
Make them breakfast, what are you just sitting around for, they gave you a place to stay it's the least you could do.
jlow@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 113d
I'm always afraid to wake them up by doing that so I often go for a walk and bring stuff from the bakery for breakfast when I get back.
RQG@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d
Wanna crash at my place sometime?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 113d
That's when you go through their medicine cabinets and stuff. Photos, laundry, that kinda thing.
Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 113d
If you want them to get up just tickle their anus
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 113d
This could go the other way, depending on the tickling skills
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d
With your tongue?
wibble@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 112d
Blackmail material? Interesting style.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d
That's where YOUR mind went. I'm not some kind of monster. I mostly just steal their dirtiest underwear and take some of their pills.
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 113d
https://theonion.com/houseguest-just-going-to-lie-there-until-rest-of-house-1819571350/
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 113d
There's always the option of quietly letting yourself out and posting the key through the letterbox*
*may not be an option in non-letterbox-having regions
Cytobit@piefed.social · 6 pts · 113d
who up crashin they gaff
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d
AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d
Irish slang for apartment/house