A prophet has produced a map of the USA in 2036 AD

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Darbage@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 103d

When drawing borders and forging alliances not a single other territory wanted shit to do with Florida. Checks out.

1D10@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 103d

Cool, Missouri is in the bad lands, but it looks like we will have to go back to shooting Mormons.

Executive order 44 stated, "Mormons must be executed, or driven from the state " it was signed in 1838 and revoked in 1976.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 103d (2 replies)

SMH, no way that the west coast and northeast coast would remain part of the empire while "Dixia" and Texas secede.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 7 pts · 103d

Don't worry, East and West are entirely separate administrations. As for the Northeast coast, why not stay with the Eastern Empire once the troublemakers in flyover country and the South are no longer around?

marcos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 103d

The funny thing of secession is that it doesn't matter which side actually does it, it happens to both of them.

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 103d (3 replies)

I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords

Ooops@feddit.org · 6 pts · 103d (1 reply)

Oh, wait. Wrong timeline.

CPMSP@midwest.social · 2 pts · 103d

But yes please

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 103d

We will give you one (1) universal healthcare in return for productivity.

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 103d (1 reply)

It wouldn't be 'Mormonia' it would be the name they were originally angling for, 'Deseret.'

PugJesus@piefed.social · 3 pts · 103d

"Germany" vs. "Deutschland" energy

e0qdk@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 103d

Took me longer than it probably should've to realize that said "Rustia" rather than "Russia" -- was getting some real "Brazilian Arabia" vibes (from old EU4 memes) for a moment there.

CPMSP@midwest.social · 4 pts · 103d

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 102d

TBH, I wouldn't be surprised if the Great Lakes states would get annexed by Canada. They all already have some standing treatings with Canada, though mainly about water rights