c/microblogmemes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 111dA wank to remember 350 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 27 pts · 111d
Cranking glorious revolutionary hog
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 111d
Pulling the pud.
toofpic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 111d
It ain't much, but..
toofpic@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 111d
It's a honest jerk.
lime@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 111d
there's always room for a little pud
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 111d
https://youtube.com/shorts/0j_LuIWIOlY
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 111d
The "30 minutes ago to be precise" line got me.
Red_October@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 111d
Alright but what about jorkin the peanits? I need answers, tone is important.
orenj@leminal.space · 1 pts · 109d
'Jorking it' adds back a fair bit of whimsy but retains the blue collar connotations
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 109d
Flicking the bean sounds like cleaning your dining room table in the laziest way possible
frightful5680@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 111d
But what if you like it where the sun don't shine?
orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 109d
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 111d
Masturbation sounds like an obscure biological process done to make harvesting cellular peptides more efficient.