i mean if certain people end up locked in a specific ballroom when we sink said island to the deepest part of the pacific (yes i know it's in el Caribe right now that's what makes this plan so much fun i just have to actually dream up a plan) i would maybe dance a little
Unfortunately the real audience of this isn't intelligent enough to understand it being staged. It may be less effective than the bleeding ear, but they will drink the cool-aid long enough to forget the Epstein files & high gas prices to give him a bump in approval ratings.
Whether the effect will last long enough for the midterms, who knows.
“Trump has Biden in the figure 4 leg lock!” “It looks like it’s all over…”
“Wait!”
“It’s Epstein coming off the top rope!”
“1! 2! 3!” *ding, ding, ding!
“Epstein reclaims the Caribbean Championship!”
31 Comments
nomadman@piefed.social · 81 pts · 125d
100% Staged.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 36 pts · 124d
It's like they got their new fixers from Temu.
They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 124d
At least this time they didn't kill anyone to do it.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 124d
Guy was killed.
Edit: no one was killed, why is this getting up votes?
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 124d
Ah shit. Last I read there were no victims stated in the recent incident.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 124d
Staaaaaaaged. So obvious. The dick-tater wanted their cash, not to be socialize with those types
zewm@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 124d
I'm OOTL, what happened?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 124d
Correspondents dinner. Trump got "shot at". They missed. World is still burning.
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 124d
Trump didn't get shot at.
The shooter didn't even get into the Correspondants Dinner, only the building entry and into the security checkpoint.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 124d
Oh, well too bad
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d
there were shots in the same building that they could hear in the room.
i think that's what happened. not sure who fired them. let's say the coast guard.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 124d
Again? And missed, again?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 124d
Yes. And sadly, yes.
modus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d
He wasn't even shot at. It doesn't seem like they were even near him or in the same room.
zewm@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 124d
And he's wearing the maxi pad again?
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 124d
No, this time it's Depends.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 124d
Photoshop I'm sure
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 124d
I’m hanging tampons from my ears now.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 124d
The magats are sticking them in their ears, deep. Most reportedly meet little resistance.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 123d
Don't lie
nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 124d
I look forward to coworkers slobbing on Trump on my Monday meeting 🙄
Prox@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 124d
And then he fucking yapped about nothing for 20 minutes while everyone in the world just wanted to get back to the DEN/MIN game.
Darcranium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 124d
That fucker took the nuggets momentum! Such clear propaganda
Zier@fedia.io · 11 pts · 124d
Someone needs to build a Ballroom on a deserted island, that we can lock him in, so this never happens again.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 124d
Well technically…a ballroom was probably made on an island in the Caribbean…by a guy named Jeff, he might have known Donny but what do I know…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 124d
i mean if certain people end up locked in a specific ballroom when we sink said island to the deepest part of the pacific (yes i know it's in el Caribe right now that's what makes this plan so much fun i just have to actually dream up a plan) i would maybe dance a little
Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 123d
A guy named "Jeff" you say? Would you perhaps have any "documents" that could verify Jeff had an island? O_o
newton@feddit.online · 2 pts · 124d
Send him to Tau Seti
Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 123d
Unfortunately the real audience of this isn't intelligent enough to understand it being staged. It may be less effective than the bleeding ear, but they will drink the cool-aid long enough to forget the Epstein files & high gas prices to give him a bump in approval ratings.
Whether the effect will last long enough for the midterms, who knows.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 2 pts · 123d
At this rate I expect em to go the wrestling antics approach.
arrives on the podium all messed up with clothes torn
“I just got attacked by the fake news on my way over here”
crowd boos
“But I didn’t stand for that and laid the smack down!”
pathetic old man flexing
crickets
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d
“Trump has Biden in the figure 4 leg lock!” “It looks like it’s all over…” “Wait!” “It’s Epstein coming off the top rope!” “1! 2! 3!” *ding, ding, ding! “Epstein reclaims the Caribbean Championship!”