Tragedy

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saltesc@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 118d (3 replies)

That might've been Anakin's attempt at psychological redemption. His subtle but brave "reach out" moment his therapist spent years trying to get him to try. And then Han...

Klear@quokk.au · 35 pts · 118d (2 replies)

...shot first.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 118d (1 reply)

M137@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 118d

That's just the name of the dude from Home Alone.

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 118d (3 replies)

I'm waiting for the Lucas 50th anniversary edition of Empire where Vader shoots first.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 10 pts · 118d (2 replies)

How exactly would Han survive that?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 118d

they're speed holes. they make the plot go faster

null@lemmy.org · 10 pts · 118d

Vader wasn't taught to use guns on account of how uncivilized they are.

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 118d

I always like the Robot Chicken version where they actually do sit down for an incredibly awkward dinner.

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 118d (3 replies)

What meal? I just see glasses of water and empty plates

imahappyguy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 118d

Vader is clearly trying to decide what to order on the menu.

dellish@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 118d

You don't serve the food before people are seated you uncouth lout!

Who has two thumbs and didn't go to finishing school? This guy!

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 118d
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West_of_West@piefed.social · 27 pts · 118d

Vader had intended to tell Luke about his parentage over a nice merlot, buuuuuut no.

mimavox@piefed.social · 22 pts · 118d (3 replies)

Han shot first, again!

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 118d (1 reply)

Han is the only one who shoots again.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 118d

hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 118d

Boring conversion anyway.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 16 pts · 118d (2 replies)

Nobody compliments the meal.

He’s got hurt feelings. He’s got hurt feelings.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 118d (1 reply)

Tears of a rapper sith

Souyo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 117d

The day after my birthday is not my birthday mum. . .

homes@piefed.world · 12 pts · 118d

Vader cooked a meal bullshit. It’s all the cooks and wait staff working for Lando Caleissian that made that food. Han shooting up the place means they get to eat it, lol

Probably the last thing they get to do before londo calls for cloud city to be evacuated

hopesdead@startrek.website · 11 pts · 118d (4 replies)

Didn’t he also invite his kids?

hansolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 118d (3 replies)

Anakin, are the younglings here in the room with us right now?

hopesdead@startrek.website · 4 pts · 118d (1 reply)

I meant Leia and Luke.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 118d

I meant the ghosts that haunt him!

JoShmoe@ani.social · 2 pts · 118d

No he killed at Younglings.

Stern@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 118d

did darth set a plate for himself

underscores@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 118d

would be more accurate if it was hamburgers and fries

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 118d

Honestly one of the coolest scenes

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 117d

What is that stuff even supposed to be?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d

he's allergic to not meat. look at all that space kale.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 118d

Vader didn't have a gluten free option. What a dick.