SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

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19 Comments

Davel23@fedia.io · 60 pts · 117d (3 replies)

If there were allegations of alcoholism against me I might try to avoid having pictures like this taken.

Zomg@piefed.world · 17 pts · 117d

We've purposely trained him wrong... As a joke

/s just in case

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Unless Alcohol gives you extra finger joints, I don't think it's a real picture.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 117d

Plus his eyes are waaay too focused

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 117d (3 replies)

Patron and Jack? You'd expect top shelf stuff at the Whitehouse, but then you just have to look at who is in office...

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 117d

It wasnt at the White house

Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 116d (1 reply)

it's only because they have an abundance of swampass water because Canada refuses to buyt that trash anymore. it's literally worthless junk they have to get rid of

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 116d

Patron is shitty, but Jack is a solid if very basic whiskey.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 116d (1 reply)

This is the situation where Ka$h's independent eyeballs become his super power. While everyone was running around in a panic, Ka$h could keep an eye on both of the open bars at all times.

At the end, he was relieved to say that the bars were fully unharmed. He's not sure what happened to anyone else.

sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 116d

You've heard of natural selection, now it's time for bar selection

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 117d

Don't let Kegseth hear you!

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 12 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Oh look, the one moment where he doesn’t have “I HAVE SEEN HELL” eyes.

redsand@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 116d

That's cocaine and amphetamines to wake him up after mixing cocaine and alcohol.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 117d (3 replies)

Somebody help, they shot charlie kirk a second time

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 116d

Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 116d (1 reply)

Inucune@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 116d

Hey man, nice shot.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 116d

Lol the real pictures of him just sitting around texting and calling people on his personal phone are crazy. Dude is less useful to the FBI than a paperweight.

gesshoku@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 116d
islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 116d
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