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snoons@lemmy.ca · 73 pts · 100d (1 reply)

Unless ๐Ÿฅบ you eat a lemon ย 
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basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 99d

Unless ๐Ÿฅบ you eat out lemon

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nialv7@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 100d (14 replies)

emojis are starting to become punctuation huh

eighty@aussie.zone · 32 pts · 100d (1 reply)

English was due for it tbh. Do I like that it's emojis โ€“ not particularly.

But it does fill that ambiguity gap, especially when it comes to written humour.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 99d

emojis add ambiguity themselves. There are plenty of people who donโ€™t understand sweat droplet emojis. There are definitely cultural gaps with ๐Ÿ™. I think I read there are different ways to use ๐Ÿ’€

And they look different everywhere

9point6@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 100d

In some demographics it's already been that way for at least half a decade, I remember reading an article about it during COVID

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 100d (2 replies)

We are going back to hieroglyphs! Also, didn't people die of fever in ancient Egypt due to trying to warm up?

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 99d (1 reply)

did you know that the printing press (with movable letters) was invented in china around 1000 AD?

the only reason why the modern age wasn't started in china (instead of in europe) is because the chinese alphabet was too complicated for the printing press (too many letters to search from). the latin alphabet is simpler and therefore didn't have that problem

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 99d

Surprised chimp sounds

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 10 pts · 100d

Linguists are gonna be eating good these next few decades.

Spezi@feddit.org · 6 pts · 100d (4 replies)

Humans arenโ€™t allowed to use emojis anymore, they now belong to the AI overlords.

StillAlive@piefed.world · 7 pts · 100d (3 replies)

Humans ๐Ÿ‘ค arenโ€™t โŒ allowed ๐Ÿšจ to use ๐Ÿ˜ช emojis anymore, ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ต they ๐Ÿฝ now ๐Ÿ•” belong to the AI ๐Ÿฅฐ overlords.

ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d (2 replies)

You managed to glitch how Voyager app displays your comment with the emojis, bravo

StillAlive@piefed.world · 3 pts · 99d (1 reply)

Really? How did it break?

ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 99d

I cropped only top and bottom did not crop the image on the sides this is how it actually displayssvrensh

Baleine@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 100d

always has been

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 99d

16 years ago I ended every line of chat with ^^

Chozo@fedia.io · 60 pts · 100d (3 replies)

Presenting โ˜๏ธ to the emergency room, where we are now.

Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 100d

fuck I can hear this guys voice lmao. I hate his videos, they make me uncomfortable.

LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 100d

Never thought I'd see a chubbyemu reference in the wild

Amir@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 100d

That emoji is the emergency room emoji for me too

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 100d

Yaaarrr lemons be packed with ascorbic acid ta help yer body create collagen keepin' the connective tissues strong yaaarrrrr

Upperhand@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 100d (6 replies)

I imagined it was read by Cave Johnson; it adds a certain something.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 100d (3 replies)

I don't know who Cave Johnson is so I had to imagine it being read by Dwayne Johnson which didn't really add anything.

SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 100d

He is the founder of Aperture Science in the Portal/Half Life series.

Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 1 pts · 99d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmH7tAJ0SfA

TL;DW: He's played by JK Simmons

rapchee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d

get portal 2, you poor soul, no, you don't need to be a hardcore gamer
edit: btw he's voiced by jk simmons

EonNShadow@pawb.social · 3 pts · 100d (1 reply)

Cave Johnson's voice just gives everything a certain pizazz

Especially anything to do with lemons

Upperhand@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d

Exactly why I heard it in his voice.

LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 100d
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JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 100d (1 reply)

Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

varyingExpertise@feddit.org · 1 pts · 99d

Absolutely.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 100d

Even less than a lemon. Eat the scrub grass! Actually not sure if that sgit is toxic

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 100d

Eats โ˜๏ธ shoots โ˜๏ธ and leaves

pleb_maximus@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 99d

Some kraut works wonders too. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿค“

Trashcan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 99d

This post meg me into a small but interesting rabbit hole of scurvy, scar tissue and collagen.... Really interesting and I didn't know scar tissue sucks so much compared to regular skin ...!