c/lemmyshitpost · by ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 134d

lol got her

338 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 134d (2 replies)

The secret: you don't find soulmates, you become soulmates.

msage@programming.dev · 7 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Not necessarily.

I have found a soulmate.

Tried to run away, it didn't work.

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 133d

Are you in a hostage situation? Blink twice If you need help!

wjrii@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 134d (5 replies)

Ooof. The "comic" is a drugstore greeting card that's less saccharine but equally banal. The real shitpost is making me see both.

After 65 years, you still call Grandma darling, beautiful and honey – what's the secret?

I forgot her name 5 years ago and I'm too scared to ask her what it is!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 134d (3 replies)

Not really a boomer thing, I do that with some friends.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d (2 replies)

Delores!

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d

It should be socially appropriate for people to wear name tags. If someone isn't wearing one, is because they chose not to be refered to today and it would be rude to talk to them.

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 133d

Clitoris!

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 131d

I can't tell if this is good boomer humor or bad boomer humor, it's kinda both

Eheran@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Where shitpost?

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 134d

It has come full circle. Another advanced shitpost, hats off!

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 134d

InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

::: spoiler Beholder