Cheaper than therapy.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 101d (1 reply)

does this - no one honks

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 101d

Fuuuuuck that's the good stuff

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 101d

The drivers behind you:

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 101d (5 replies)

Heard someone scream out their car window at me earlier today. No idea what they actually said so I will assume they were complimenting me.

Not sure if people realise how difficult it is to hear what you are saying when you shout to someone going the opposite direction. Especially when it's windy too.

Upperhand@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 101d (4 replies)

Always reply with a thumbs up for maximum satisfaction.

HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 101d (3 replies)

I read a comment somewhere that said don't give the middle finger back, instead give a thumbs down because somehow it feels more offensive. I dont know why, but i completely agree. Sadly I have yet to use this despite having a few opportunities but completely forgot about it in the heat of the moment.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d (1 reply)

I've done this for decades. Nothing like a thumbs down and a big grin to absolutely RUIN someone's day when they're being an asshole.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 100d

Essentially, you're down-voting.

Excellent play.

Upperhand@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

I completely get the idea, but for me, if someone cheers on my stupidity, it makes me instantly feel shame. Have someone told you you're doing a great job when you very obviously couldn't be doing worse just to get a rise? I feel it's a similar thing. Either way, you do you.

naticus@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 100d (3 replies)

Saw a bumper sticker last week that said "Horn if you're honky" and it's so stupid and I can't help laughing every time I think about it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d (2 replies)

That was a great movie

naticus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d (1 reply)

I didn't even know it was a movie reference!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d

it's not!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d

This joke gets funnier the more badly blurred the text becomes.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d

I mean I'm not the best driver okay? But I was once the passenger in a car and this dude road raged at me specifically (I laughed when he was screaming obscenities at us) and the dude sped ahead of us at 65 miles per h, then threw the largest potato I have ever seen and I have farmed in Idaho. That potato he threw at us was the size of a small watermelon I swear. Anyways it didn't clear the back of his car at 65 even with air resistance what a chump but it was weird as fuck.