I genuinely figured these were just gibberish, created for the sake of the meme. Or at most that someone took actual band logos and added more superfluous Iines to them to make them even more unintelligible. But no, judging by your links, it looks like these are real logos that are actually in use by legitimate bands.
I think the point is to express genre - you can often guess it right by the typeface of the logo - how noisy the music is and/or how hard it is to decipher lyrics based on the sound alone
They're real, in use, and for the meme. This specific subgenre of heavy music is very self-aware and at least 30% tongue-in-cheek, while at the same time being serious. It's a lot more fun and a lot sillier than it appears from the outside, I promise.
It's sort of like that discourse that happened awhile ago about the difference between "camp" and "tacky"; this stuff is strongly camp, just its own kind of camp.
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.
Sound great, and i love that they kinda took the idea to it's logical conclusion with their shock-horror naming schemes, as they effectively won the chase, freeing fans from the ever increasing dick measuring contest of "oh so you think that's brutal huh? Wait til you hear OUR band name 😎"
femtanyl has had a couple of these, still not sure what some of them say lol
there's a couple more but you get the vibe.
https://youtube.com/@femtanyl03
also BANGER music, 1000% recommend. Especially 'Chaser' and 'Reactor' albums >:)
I really want her merch but they sold out too quickly :(((
I got a cd though!
In the upper I see a pirate that is a ghost and a skeleton trying to play the Trombone, but as soon as he, because he's a he now for some reason, raises the bone to his nonexistent ghost pirate skeleton lips he realizes he's a ghost and can't hold things and drops the bone. And a sandwich falls out of the bell of the bone.
In the lower i see a snapping turtle that is also a pirate returning from sea.
Look where do you keep your sandwiches? Your Trombone is just the right shape and size and if you use a good spicy mustard you get a real good mute for jazz/blues boning
47 Comments
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 142d
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 142d
I’m confused. Which band is this?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 142d
Gary
osanna@lemmy.vg · 6 pts · 142d
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 142d
Oh man, their debut album: Liminal Spaces of Springfield, OH was such a banger.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 141d
Hair metal
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 43 pts · 142d
I've always wanted a death metal typeface. It would be such Fuck trying to navigate your PC like that.
restingOface@quokk.au · 42 pts · 142d
Horror themed fonts: https://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=110
Notably illegible examples:
EDIT: Set my console to MB Thin Worms
https://www.dafont.com/mb-thin-worms.font
Dagamant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 142d
Saving this for later, thank you
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 142d
It would indeed be Fuck, such Fuck
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 3 pts · 141d
Would you like some making fuck?
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 141d
B̵E̵R̵S̵E̸R̴K̶E̵R̴
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 142d
Top: Waking the Cadaver, might be this one proof
Bottom: Xavleg
restingOface@quokk.au · 25 pts · 142d
I genuinely figured these were just gibberish, created for the sake of the meme. Or at most that someone took actual band logos and added more superfluous Iines to them to make them even more unintelligible. But no, judging by your links, it looks like these are real logos that are actually in use by legitimate bands.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 142d
I can kinda see it but they should really add some color to make the words more distinguishable.
But something tells me that would defeat the point, whatever that point may be.
Soulg@ani.social · 16 pts · 142d
Xavleg is real but they're definitely doing it to be absurd on purpose. Dunno much about waking the cadaver
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d
I think the point is to express genre - you can often guess it right by the typeface of the logo - how noisy the music is and/or how hard it is to decipher lyrics based on the sound alone
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 142d
yeah xavleg are a meme band. they deliberately play surfer music in the middle of their songs etc
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 141d
They're real, in use, and for the meme. This specific subgenre of heavy music is very self-aware and at least 30% tongue-in-cheek, while at the same time being serious. It's a lot more fun and a lot sillier than it appears from the outside, I promise.
It's sort of like that discourse that happened awhile ago about the difference between "camp" and "tacky"; this stuff is strongly camp, just its own kind of camp.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 142d
I think it's still intentional
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 142d
I like their full band name:
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus.relativelyrobin@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 142d
That’s Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx !
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx#%3A%7E%3Atext=Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx%2C+often+abbreviated+as+Xavleg%2CInternet+memes+and+graphic+violence.
https://open.spotify.com/track/56DE2Cjylwj1Htik6HKP4o
They are great.
AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 142d
Typically shortened to xavleg in case anyone is wondering how people remember the name of this band
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 141d
Sound great, and i love that they kinda took the idea to it's logical conclusion with their shock-horror naming schemes, as they effectively won the chase, freeing fans from the ever increasing dick measuring contest of "oh so you think that's brutal huh? Wait til you hear OUR band name 😎"
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 142d
tidal link
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 141d
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 141d
femtanyl has had a couple of these, still not sure what some of them say lol
there's a couple more but you get the vibe.
https://youtube.com/@femtanyl03
also BANGER music, 1000% recommend. Especially 'Chaser' and 'Reactor' albums >:)
I really want her merch but they sold out too quickly :(((
I got a cd though!
floppybiscuits@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 141d
Literally never heard of her until today. Saw someone wearing a tshirt of hers like 30min ago!
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 141d
if I saw someone with femtanyl merch I would make out with them on the spot
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 3 pts · 141d
That's actually pretty good. And really not what I expected.
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 142d
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 142d
This is why you should keep your band logo trimmed.
Maiq@piefed.social · 9 pts · 142d
This one listens to
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 142d
Riften?
Maiq@piefed.social · 4 pts · 142d
Your good!
snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 142d
OUR good!
Maiq@piefed.social · 3 pts · 142d
There gooder!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 142d
Dethklok and Babymetal.
(Just in case Duncan Hills Coffee opens a branch in Tokyo)
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 141d
What am I suppose to see here?
M137@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 142d
The bottom band is definitely "harder" than the top one based on how illegible the logo is.
medem@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 141d
I remembered XAVLEG just yesterday! Best meme band ever
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 142d
In the upper I see a pirate that is a ghost and a skeleton trying to play the Trombone, but as soon as he, because he's a he now for some reason, raises the bone to his nonexistent ghost pirate skeleton lips he realizes he's a ghost and can't hold things and drops the bone. And a sandwich falls out of the bell of the bone.
In the lower i see a snapping turtle that is also a pirate returning from sea.
What do you see?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 142d
I see many more paydays for your therapist.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d
Look where do you keep your sandwiches? Your Trombone is just the right shape and size and if you use a good spicy mustard you get a real good mute for jazz/blues boning
UltraBlack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 142d
Cat
grinka@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 142d
I see shrek
SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev · 2 pts · 141d
*Deathcore
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 142d
Wakma Mana?