And here I am saying they're a freak when they don't want me to give 'em that ketchup on the side after I already did mine. Makes me feel like that's gotta give a dry mouth.
I was dating a girl once and we were sitting watching My Hero Academia (one of her favorite shows back in .. ~2011?) and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes: "Do you want to get boneless wings?"
And I'm like: "???? Is that code? It's like 9:20 PM"
She goes: "No, I want wings"
So I look up the closest wings place, 15 minute drive, they close at 10:00.
We get there, order like six different flavors, get back, right back to the anime and she goes:
"Hell yeah, wings".
It turns out she had ADHD and that's just totally normal behavior with that condition
43 Comments
phonics@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 107d
Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.
Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 107d
I'm pretty sure combining ketchup and cheese might get you institutionalized in France
hoch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
I gotta have ketchup with my grilled cheese
socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 106d
It's weird because if you had said "tomato basil soup" then I would have upvoted you. But you said ketchup so you can rot in hell.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Don't tell the Marechal de la Court
Prathas@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 106d
Ever tried mustard?
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Grilled cheese and tomato soup is a classic.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 106d
Hmm, but the various tomato sauces are almost always paired with cheeses in italian cooking. Is france really so far behind?
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d
Ketchup is more like a tomato jam than a sauce.
But also I'm overstaying things quite a bit.
But there's no ketchup on a cheese board in France, that I can tell you.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 107d
I'm sorry, with what on the side?
phonics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d
My wife is a freak like that.
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 107d
It's basically a grilled cheese with tomato soup, though.
JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 106d
And here I am saying they're a freak when they don't want me to give 'em that ketchup on the side after I already did mine. Makes me feel like that's gotta give a dry mouth.
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 107d
I was dating a girl once and we were sitting watching My Hero Academia (one of her favorite shows back in .. ~2011?) and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes: "Do you want to get boneless wings?"
And I'm like: "???? Is that code? It's like 9:20 PM"
She goes: "No, I want wings"
So I look up the closest wings place, 15 minute drive, they close at 10:00.
We get there, order like six different flavors, get back, right back to the anime and she goes:
"Hell yeah, wings".
It turns out she had ADHD and that's just totally normal behavior with that condition
Soulg@ani.social · 22 pts · 107d
You need ADHD to want wings with your anime?
lena@gregtech.eu · 18 pts · 107d
Yeah, ADHD is identified with the BCWT (Boneless Chicken Wing Test)
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 107d
It turns out she's human and that's just totally normal behavior for humans.
e0qdk@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 106d
2016 or later for MHA anime.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 106d
Wait...do I make double-entendres all the time without knowing it? Am I just going around, doing mating calls on everyone?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 106d
What are you, the world's dumbest man ?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Yeah I have adhd and occasionally have to interrupt TV with my wife for a beer or food run. She puts up with it because beer.
DimFisher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Man don't you think that adhd is just psycho bollocks? What you proved here is nothing more other that your girlfriend was just hungry
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 107d
Fat husband can’t run away easily.
prodaccess@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 107d
I didn't know cheese toast was a thing
Killer57@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 107d
But, what about the gloriousness of garlic cheese bread?
lordziv@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 106d
I thought that was just what Americans called a cheese toastie lol
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d
Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 107d
I figured the thought would be better articulated: "I am gonna make some cheese toast for myself. Do you want some while I'm at it?"
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 107d
It's a polite "do you want one too?" Rather than saying that they want one
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d
Yeah, but if you say they dont actually end up doing it for themselves
kindnesskills@literature.cafe · 7 pts · 107d
Hunger is the best flavouring, company is the second best.
If you're not actually hungry and not eating together, snacking isn't always worth it.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d
Yeah, often it's a "I could go for [thing], but not enough to get up, but if wife wants it too that'll be enough to get me up"
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 106d
"No, make it yourself."
HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 106d
...what is cheese toast?
I like cheese, and I like toast, so need to know
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
It's when you slide your gouda between my two french loaves and get them toasty.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d
Mmm, you get something warm, white, and gooey. Make sure you swallow.
HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 106d
see now that sounds actually awesome
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d
Probably cheese melted onto toast?
HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 106d
...but why not grill it then....like 1000% better for a tiny bit more work
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d
I agree, but at 3am it might be asking a lot. My guess is it's a snack their kid can make themselves.
Personally, I'd probably not have gone to bed yet, so I'd grill it.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d
Bitches love cheese toast
TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d
Congratulations! When is the child due?
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d
Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I'm excited.