Relationship goals

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phonics@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 107d (12 replies)

Until you say yeah. Then she says she great, can you make mine with ketchup on the side.

Thats when love thrives, knowing you found a girl with the audacity.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 107d (7 replies)

I'm pretty sure combining ketchup and cheese might get you institutionalized in France

hoch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d (4 replies)

I gotta have ketchup with my grilled cheese

socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 106d

It's weird because if you had said "tomato basil soup" then I would have upvoted you. But you said ketchup so you can rot in hell.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d

Don't tell the Marechal de la Court

Prathas@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 106d

Ever tried mustard?

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d

Grilled cheese and tomato soup is a classic.

NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 106d (1 reply)

Hmm, but the various tomato sauces are almost always paired with cheeses in italian cooking. Is france really so far behind?

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d

Ketchup is more like a tomato jam than a sauce.

But also I'm overstaying things quite a bit.

But there's no ketchup on a cheese board in France, that I can tell you.

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 107d (2 replies)

I'm sorry, with what on the side?

phonics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d (1 reply)

My wife is a freak like that.

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 107d

It's basically a grilled cheese with tomato soup, though.

JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 106d

And here I am saying they're a freak when they don't want me to give 'em that ketchup on the side after I already did mine. Makes me feel like that's gotta give a dry mouth.

Naz@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 107d (8 replies)

I was dating a girl once and we were sitting watching My Hero Academia (one of her favorite shows back in .. ~2011?) and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes: "Do you want to get boneless wings?"

And I'm like: "???? Is that code? It's like 9:20 PM"

She goes: "No, I want wings"

So I look up the closest wings place, 15 minute drive, they close at 10:00.

We get there, order like six different flavors, get back, right back to the anime and she goes:

"Hell yeah, wings".

It turns out she had ADHD and that's just totally normal behavior with that condition

Soulg@ani.social · 22 pts · 107d (1 reply)

You need ADHD to want wings with your anime?

lena@gregtech.eu · 18 pts · 107d

Yeah, ADHD is identified with the BCWT (Boneless Chicken Wing Test)

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 107d

It turns out she's human and that's just totally normal behavior for humans.

e0qdk@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 106d

~2011?

2016 or later for MHA anime.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 106d (1 reply)

Wait...do I make double-entendres all the time without knowing it? Am I just going around, doing mating calls on everyone?

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 106d

What are you, the world's dumbest man ?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d

Yeah I have adhd and occasionally have to interrupt TV with my wife for a beer or food run. She puts up with it because beer.

DimFisher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d

Man don't you think that adhd is just psycho bollocks? What you proved here is nothing more other that your girlfriend was just hungry

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 107d

Fat husband can’t run away easily.

prodaccess@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 107d (2 replies)

I didn't know cheese toast was a thing

Killer57@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 107d

But, what about the gloriousness of garlic cheese bread?

lordziv@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 106d

I thought that was just what Americans called a cheese toastie lol

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d (5 replies)

Why do they always frame with as you wanting it when its them beings the one that want it? My mother does the exact same.

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 107d

I figured the thought would be better articulated: "I am gonna make some cheese toast for myself. Do you want some while I'm at it?"

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 107d (3 replies)

It's a polite "do you want one too?" Rather than saying that they want one

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d (2 replies)

Yeah, but if you say they dont actually end up doing it for themselves

kindnesskills@literature.cafe · 7 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Hunger is the best flavouring, company is the second best.

If you're not actually hungry and not eating together, snacking isn't always worth it.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d

Yeah, often it's a "I could go for [thing], but not enough to get up, but if wife wants it too that'll be enough to get me up"

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 106d

"No, make it yourself."

HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 106d (6 replies)

...what is cheese toast?

I like cheese, and I like toast, so need to know

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d (2 replies)

…what is cheese toast?

It's when you slide your gouda between my two french loaves and get them toasty.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d

Mmm, you get something warm, white, and gooey. Make sure you swallow.

HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 106d

see now that sounds actually awesome

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d (2 replies)

Probably cheese melted onto toast?

HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 106d (1 reply)

...but why not grill it then....like 1000% better for a tiny bit more work

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d

I agree, but at 3am it might be asking a lot. My guess is it's a snack their kid can make themselves.

Personally, I'd probably not have gone to bed yet, so I'd grill it.

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d

Bitches love cheese toast

TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d

Congratulations! When is the child due?

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d

Thank you for reminding me I have decent bread, American cheese, and mayo in my fridge. I'm excited.