Fucking caught ya, perv.

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Asafum@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 108d (2 replies)

Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that's what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 107d (1 reply)

This guy doesn't fuck

NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d

Who?

Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 108d (1 reply)

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d

I jerked off to op's post and now it's already gotten worse... :`(

Godric@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 108d (1 reply)

Transcription for the Blind:

Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d

I still can't read this...

ceenote@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 108d (3 replies)

I can still make out the words.

unzips

snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 108d (1 reply)

Why do people have zippers on their sweatpants?

pulls elastic band down and wedges it under the balls

ceenote@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 108d

Verbally telling everyone in the office what I'm about to do just seems crass. The zipper sound is just the right amount of signal.

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 108d

More work to do

toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 8 pts · 108d (2 replies)

I can't see the text very well, what does it say

restingOface@quokk.au · 10 pts · 108d (1 reply)

It says you look pretty today

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d

If that person could read they'd be really flattered right now

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 107d

Looks fine to me!

shweddy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 108d

I didn't know there was an 8k version of this meme

vodka@feddit.org · 4 pts · 107d

My -10.5 says a lot huh

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 106d

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 107d

I see everything, must mean I need to triple it.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 107d

... cough what about pinkeye? ... cough

GodIsNull@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 107d

-6.5 dioptre

Tiral@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d

It's been lonely FML!

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d

Don't worry, I got glasses. :)

MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app · 0 pts · 108d (8 replies)
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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 108d (7 replies)

Fuck outta here

MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app · -1 pts · 108d (6 replies)
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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d (5 replies)

You give trolling a bad name

MysticMushroom1776@fedinsfw.app · -2 pts · 108d (4 replies)
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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d (3 replies)

Sending a random nude of what looked like a child is a pretty fucked up thing you did like 15 minutes ago on one of my other posts.... I wouldn't really consider that good trolling (I reported it)

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 108d (2 replies)

Holy shit what…?

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d

Yes that happened, probably part of if not all of why the account seems to be gone.