he is illegal for an amazing reason

rule

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Midnight1938@reddthat.com · 51 pts · 98d (4 replies)

What is the reason

ambitious_bones@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 98d

Amazingly invasive species

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 98d (1 reply)

Butt stuff

hoch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 98d

Please do not the fish

moistclump@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 98d

It looks too much like corn on the cob and it would be too confusing to Iowans.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 98d (5 replies)

That is a golden dojo loach, and they are basically water ferrets that fart.

toynbee@piefed.social · 24 pts · 98d (4 replies)

Are there any organisms that don't, in some manner, fart? I can assure you that when I had a land ferret, she certainly did. I've occasionally been guilty of it myself.

edit: But, you know, only very occasionally.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 98d (1 reply)

These guys are the "rolling coal" farters of the fish world. They're also called weather loaches because they use the air in their guts to change their buoyancy, which changes when the air pressure changes, so sometimes you just see them floating around looking like a drifting hot dog until they explode and scurry off.

toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 98d

I accept your reasoning!

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 98d (1 reply)

Idk feels like that might be a lung problem?

toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 98d

... Farts might be a lung problem?

Kojichan@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 98d

Looks like a baguette.

agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 98d (2 replies)

I can't find anything about why it's illegal and the only funny thing I found in Wikipedia was this

Between 2010 and 2020 M. anguillicaudatus was found in 10 states of the United States including Alabama and Georgia.[19] The Georgia find was in November 2020[20] in McNutt Creek[19][20] in Athens

Heh, McNut

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 98d

It's because it's not illegal to own in many states. A law must be enforced, and I'm fairly certain you can buy these loaches at almost any PetSmart.

themaninblack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 98d

Thank you for your service

snoons@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 98d

big fishstick hates this one trick

Gork@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 98d

It's butt looks like a corn on the cob

rounding_error@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 98d

Based “He’s red for an amazing reason” hentschel reference

raman_klogius@ani.social · 2 pts · 98d

What does the fish version of "Guy Standing sitting" sounds like?