Gotteem

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volore@scribe.disroot.org · 87 pts · 134d (9 replies)

And don't even get me started on how we drive on parkways and park in driveways.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 134d (8 replies)

Or how shipments travel by car and cargo travels by ship.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Car go ship? No, car go road.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 133d

Car go road? No car go beep beep… you okay buddy??

restingOface@quokk.au · 26 pts · 134d (5 replies)

You cook bacon, but you bake cookies.

Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 134d (1 reply)

fartographer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 133d

Jon's definitely having a stroke

someguy3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d (2 replies)

You can bake bacon, but you can not cook cookies.

skankhunt42@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 134d

Sounds like a skill issue.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 134d
socsa@piefed.social · 29 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Actually tipfinger is what your mom calls that thing I do to her butt.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d

Just the tip?

folekaule@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 134d (11 replies)

Where are the Germans in this thread? I'm pretty sure they have a word for your tippy toes.

UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 134d (6 replies)

Yep, for us its the same. Fingertips are 'Fingerspitzen' and the tips of your toes are 'Zehenspitzen', whereas "Spitzen" literally translates to 'tips'

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 134d (4 replies)

Wanna touchenspitzen?

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 134d (3 replies)

🥺👉👈

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d (2 replies)

🥺🦶🦶

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d (1 reply)

🐾

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 134d

Whoa there's a paw track emoji? Nice.

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 133d

-"Spitz on my tip!"

username_1@programming.dev · 10 pts · 134d (3 replies)
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Zwiebel@feddit.org · 13 pts · 134d (1 reply)

You mean Fingerspitzengefühl?

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 133d

Is he related to Kandymanschpieler?

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 133d

Which translates to "the ends of the feet fingers" or something

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 23 pts · 134d (2 replies)

The fuck do you mean you don't have toetips? Do your toes not end?

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Pretty brave of you to admit openly that you don't have endless toes.

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 133d

I come from a long and proud line of endtoes.

Dalvoron@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 134d

You may not have toetips, but you do have tippy-toes.

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Also like, they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.

DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 134d

Oh wait, there they go…

Heavybell@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 133d (3 replies)

Your toes do have toetips, just nobody gives a shit about them.

Karmanopoly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Shove your toes in a politicians face and all of a sudden the whole police force cares about em now

boogiebored@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d

😩

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 133d

If only that were true, the world would be a slightly less weird place.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 134d (3 replies)

My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?

skankhunt42@lemmy.ca · -3 pts · 134d (2 replies)

My asshole is a little crusty. I don't wipe. By the time I get around to it weeks later, I'm pulling out ass hairs trying to cleanup. Horrible all around. You think you can moisten it a bit, or even get it for me? Thx.

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 133d (1 reply)

This is assault. You're assaulting me.

skankhunt42@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 133d

It's like one of them play-doh fun factory squeeze machines when I take a dump. Some times that tugs on the hairs too.

prasadCode58@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 134d (3 replies)

How high were you when you were thinking about this logic ?

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 133d (1 reply)

How high were you

Hi, how are you?

jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d

high how were you

Oh pretty good n you?

lemon@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 134d

Yes

Joker_1902@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 134d

It’s too late for this shit. Take my upvote

mech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 133d (1 reply)

I won't tip toes for simply doing their job.

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 4 pts · 133d

Toes deserve fair compensation but I wish they'd just price it into the bill.

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d (1 reply)

Jokes on you. I cut my fingertips off.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 134d

Then the new spot is your finger tips

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 133d

You can tip toe because toes aren't tipped. Likewise you can't tip finger because they are already tipped. 🙃

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 134d

"Captain Sparrow, who is robbing me and what are they taking while you're here beguiling me?"

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 134d

You can't tipfinger because you're already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.

Sualtam@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 129d

My toes have tips. Maybe you should go see a doctor.