the opposite of a little should have been a lottle

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SGGeorwell@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Here’s an ode to the ketchup bottle: First none’ll come out, then a lot’ll.
-Ogden Nash

I will always upvote Ogden Nash.

hot_mocha_decaf@lemmy.cafe · 14 pts · 92d (4 replies)

People would still spell it alottle.

lauha@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 92d (3 replies)

Yes, but alottle is a baby alot

hot_mocha_decaf@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Thanks alottle!

lauha@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d (1 reply)

No no, Alot

That alot is alittle weird. Maybe even alot weird.

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Your mom is a lottle woman.

She said she wants a lottle of your little weenus

I use "a lotta bit" fairly regularly

Or should little have been lit?

that would be lit

It’d be confusing for lumberjacks to say they need to axe a lottle.

The opposite of a lot should be a lit!